Sir Actor

@*Sian wrote:

I have two jobs so ner ner :P

I’ve corrected your spelling mistake. :wink:

Having two customers who both want a blow job doesn’t count as work luv.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I think she’s bored now…or she’s gone to raid next doors cupboard for medical supplies. What’s that syndrome you get for sympathising with the kidnapper/stalker. I don’t have it. She’s nuts. Lord knows how she got my info…meh most of it was wrong but fook me she has time on her hands. She needs to take up…

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@*Sian wrote:

Here’s Sherlock himself, you told me that you was with the same woman styne had and that’s why you 2 fell out so shrupp and put up daft lad!

and you believed him. :lol:

@Sword wrote:

Stynes I only play when people can admit to themselves. It’s almost pathological. The poor bint that was living with you needed to hear your denials. You probably believe them yourself now.

Anyway I must go, have to fight my way back home now. Enjoy arguing with metaphoric brick walls, there’s a good boy.

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@Sword wrote:

Aha! Is this the chick you deny meeting (shagging twice) Stynes??? I love mocking you, but you make a mockery of yourself… don’t take my fun away please!

I’ve never met her but you have.

@Sword wrote:

Nah I’ll leave the llikes of Sam to feel sorry for you, I enjoy mocking you far too much to stop now.

Um sam is the “eighteen stone hippopotamus” that you had sex with?
The one that you say I travelled 200 miles to be with? :lol:

@Sword wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Can’t beat licking arse pervy I’m sure of that old boy.

Anscombe the sexual deviant speaks his mind again. :lol:

If intellect was taxable you’d be due a rebate.

I don’t know whether to feel sorry for you or continue mocking you… what dya reckon Stynes?

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@Sword wrote:

Can’t beat licking arse pervy I’m sure of that old boy.

Anscombe the sexual deviant speaks his mind again. :lol:

If intellect was taxable you’d be due a rebate.

@Sword wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Only one of them was actually gay and it’s easy to see which one.

@Pete wrote:

Randy Jones, cowboy: Gay
David Hodo, construction worker: Not Disclosed
Victor Willis, cop: Straight
Alex Briley, top right: Gay
Felipe Rose, Indian: Gay
Glenn Hughes, biker: Straight

according to google

Stynes, as ever, gets it…

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@Pete wrote:

you dont think

Only one of them was actually gay and it’s easy to see which one.

@Sword wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i love the way alan carr speaks if that helps.

Frankly it dosent. Completely irrelevant.

They are aren’t they.

Speaking of gay men…. :-

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Sponsored by White Lightening?

Mr Muscle have made a late bid.

@Sword wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Have to say I think I’m getting on a bit. No real energy in my posting, I just plod my way through familiar territory. My backing posters are more energetic than I am.

My audience of ‘luvvies’ really get on my wick. Sycophantically hanging on every word, clapping uncontrollably, standing ovations after each post…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

They are a great source of amusement to those with a lesser intellect.

Lesser to the extent of being miniscule I’d say.
PB, is there any chance we could have a “grammar check” so that Anscombe’s posts make some sense?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

pass me the tissues, JMMOG that lass Faryl 12 and reduced me to tears ere, its not my cup o tea that type o music but JMMOG she can sing, as Simon said, very special voice amazin, ohhh i like strike, and like her now…

she was brilliant.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

wait for it…apparantly I am Sword :o

I base my theory on the fact that you are both kunts. :wink:

theory? there was no theory, you thought we were the same person :lol:

:roll: Oh dear is your brain having to work overtime?

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

wait for it…apparantly I am Sword :o

I base my theory on the fact that you are both kunts. :wink:

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Apparently he’s a 40’s thing, I am only 36 :lol:

fook off. :evil:

She meant a 36 waist. :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

thats it slag aff the scottish sod as usual lmfao, now u know what happened with Leon, us scottish get behind a scottish act..!

Leon won because he was Scottish. =D>
I’m glad some jock has fessed up to it at last because the voting on X Factor and Talent is worse than the effin Eurovision song contest.
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@PATS wrote:

snake hips errol brown lookalikey should have gone thro. pah. :evil:

WTF??

He was shite as was that Jock “singer”.
The footballer and the 12 year old should have gone through together.

Is it true they did auditions for the show by webcam? :P
I’m just hoping sword sent the right file.