[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

I just love the English *overcome with choking fit* lauding Andy Murray as ‘possibly the first BRITISH man to win a Grand Slam since 1936 if he beats Roger Federer in the US Open final.’
Yet, by tonight if – heavens forfend – he gets skelped by Federer, Murray will miraculously become Scottish again.
Away and bile yer big dozy collective heids ya sassenach feckers

Oh..and where are all the congratulations for the paralympic gold medalists?
Well done to SCOTTISH cyclist Aileen McGlynn for smashing her own record to take another gold, with a world record of one minute and 9.066 seconds.

Oh Flower of Scotlaaaaaaaand When Will we Seeeeee yer Likes Agaaaaaain……..

Well that doesn’t apply to me although I totally agree with the points you make.
Good luck to Murray but I won’t bother if he wins or loses.
I’m English and proud of it – Murray is Scottish and just as proud.

It won’t make me “British” all of a sudden and that’s a fact because I don’t regard myself as British anyway.

[Sir Actor]

@*Sian wrote:

He’s 15 but seems he has a bit of the OCD like his mother :oops: He worries about safety and the worlds demise :? :lol:

I worry about the world’s demise too.
Don’t blame the teacher lol. :lol:

[Sir Actor]

One favourable comment so far. :wink:
What do the other two subscribers think ??
Only two?

:roll: it’s a quality production i tell you.

[Sir Actor]

I’ve sent out copies to everybody who requested one.
I’m a bit disappointed it’s not full size but I hope you like it.
Those guys at photobucket ffs.

[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone, sweetheart. Forget Me Not is a charming name.

Yes.

But not for a man.

[Sir Actor]

@*Sian wrote:

maybe this will be the knock down he needed

I think it’s more likely to be the knock down (or knockout) that he didn’t need :roll:

[Sir Actor]

Pats it isn’t finished yet…it’s a proper bonafide newsheet.
Thanks for the interest .. copies will be sent to your inbox some time tomorrow.

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

what a predicement gloria…………i know just how you feel. whilst flying back from my palace in cornwall jeeves my indespensible butler rang to say that the maid had accidently flooded my 4th best budoir.
i have decided to spend the rest of the weekend in my pad in versailles whilst jeeves sorts it.
thank god junior is away with his pals from eton this weekend..god KNOWS what prince henry…or harry as we know him.would have thought.

LMAO!

you sarky fooker. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

hi shaz,

My son plays for the pub team I was with last year.
He’s only 16 but I’m looking forward to him scoring his first league goal for them.
He has already scored in a pre-season friendly which got me really excited.

I’m covering the season by a blog which is going to have video clips and all kinds of stuff so I’m also looking forward to doing that.
Oh and we won the first game 4-2 by the way.
21 more games to go till the end of the season. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

The one in Iraq and Afghanistan is costing the Americans $350,000,000 per DAY!!
The one in the Spit The Dummy forum between sword and his latest foe is only costing 55p a day.

So why couldn’t the yanks just wage the war on a message board?
It’d work out a lot cheaper….

Because..
A) They can’t spell..
and..
B) They can’t translate their misspellings into Eye-racki! :roll:

Yes but……

A) sword’s spelling and grammar is worse.
and…
B) His messages (like the one about the green man rearing his ugly head) never seem to make sense either.

I still say we should get the Yanks and the arabs on STD before it’s too late.

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