Sir Actor is a characterisation of someone who desperately wants to be an actor.
Stage or screen….or even village hall, he isn’t fussed.
He was overlooked for a knighthood many years ago but – despite his resentment of the establishment – bought himself one from Tony Blair’s government in a hush hush move.
It’s his ambition to land a leading role on Eastenders but has so far been unsuccessful although he has played the part of a Polish street sweeper in the popular soap.