Slayer

The Labour party urged him to jump because he was carrying concealed weapons (further investigation revealed that he had no weapons but was indeed a very very bad egg)

The Conservatives supported the Labour party as they thought the public were worried about bad eggs, until they realised the public were more worried about lies, damn lies n 45…[Read more]

PMSL- this is so good, thank you for the funniest read so far this xmas Emma-

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@emmalush wrote:

Its EASY to slag supporters of the BNP, its political correctness yadda….

Yes, it is very very easy- thank you for reminding me

@emmalush wrote:

Remember this, you can vet the candidates that wana stand for your party till the cows come home, but you cannot control them 24/7. People of all walks of life, wake up, go to work…

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@Geoff wrote:

The others came back either as themselves or under pseudonyms… void poll!

I must be naive :lol: :lol: or stoopid cos I can’t figure out who has come bac

I remember Tommy’s slide into paranoia and Mr Amphib’s spectacular implosion but the others just weren’t here one day n that was it

2 tickets for Kings of Leon @ Lincoln’s Engine shed (sold out in 25 mins)- for the missus’ xmas box

:D :D :D :D

Bout 2 weeks ago

Took 3 of the kids to see “Click”- it was a saturday afternoon n cinema was full- we sat on row in front of the back row. Behind us were about 8 girls about 14-15 years old. Before the fim started they were throwing popcorn n being fekking noisy (which is fine cos the film aint started). unfortunately for them, this carried on…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

A/E should have been the last place you went to not the first.

The first port of call should have been your GP surgery which would have given you an Out of Hours number which would have enabled you to access a walk in centre (or maybe even a home visit!!).

NHSD are pretty worthless when it comes to anything other than…

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@emmalush wrote:

You must allow me this amusement at your expense, its irresistable.

Its the least I can do, after all I’ve been in hysterics reading your posts for the last 6 months- biggest joke this side of the Thames barrier :lol: :lol: :lol:

02 December 2006

1 Birmingham
2 Preston
3 Cardiff
4 Derby
5 Southampton
6 Burnley
7 Stoke
8 West Brom
9 Wolverhampton
10 Colchester
11 Plymouth
12 Coventry
13 Sunderland
14 Sheff Wed
15 Norwich
16 Crystal Palace
17 Ipswich
18 Luton
19 QPR
20 Leicester
21 Barnsley
22 Leeds
23 Hull
24 Southend

Looks so sweet doesn’t it

glad thats sorted then

A/E should have been the last place you went to not the first.

The first port of call should have been your GP surgery which would have given you an Out of Hours number which would have enabled you to access a walk in centre (or maybe even a home visit!!).

NHSD are pretty worthless when it comes to anything other than routine, general…[Read more]

@emmalush wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

Absolutely slayer.

Im puzzled, what do you mean by positive discrimination? Discrimination is positive full stop isnt it?

positive discrimination is a spin word for favouring a particular section of society to ensure there voice has a representation i.e. the use of all women candidates lists for…

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@emmalush wrote:

Absolutely slayer.

Im puzzled, what do you mean by positive discrimination? Discrimination is positive full stop isnt it?

positive discrimination is a spin word for favouring a particular section of society to ensure there voice has a representation i.e. the use of all women candidates lists for constituency elections ensures…[Read more]

heading for a draw but at least it has shown the Aussie public we can bat on a surface as flat as my ex wife’s chest

Now we have to show we can do it in Perth

I have to agree with PB n Cath on this one- there are many many simpler, more effective, less public ways of poisoning someone than this. However the alternative to deliberate poisoning is coincidental poisoning- and that is even more disturbing.

@emmalush wrote:

The CEED (Charity) Limited operates Positive Action Traineeships under section 37 of the Race Relations Act (1976), designed to develop individual skills and train adults, from Black and other minority ethnic groups, for entry into technical, medical or professional positions where they are currently under-represented.

To be…

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@emmalush wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

The ”why” really is irrelevant.

Why? I put it to you, that you might find in your detective work, that there maybe reasonable reasons why it wasn’t payed, and that the “crime” and/or “bad” that you express as a sufficent detail of polution to the minds of the great un political washed who crave to accompany…

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Notice how many women have posted on here

Perhaps they’d all like to start a thread on how positive discrimination has ensured a representative voice for women in the House of Commons and how unfair that is to men.

http://www.yorkshiretoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=55&ArticleID=1834058
http://www.halifaxtoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=700&ArticleID=1834270
http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=700&ArticleID=1834019

How very very embarrassing for a party which condemns corruption in politics-

of course, you won’t see…[Read more]

Matty

Check out any of the cheap airlines- Ryanair (for example) will fly you both in January to Barcelona for 3 days for £58 (thats the total between you NOT each and includes all airport taxes)

Just find a nice cheap hotel for about £40 a night n you’ve got 3 days in the heart of Barcelona for less that £200 in total. There’s loads of ot…[Read more]