Slayer

Greece- food’s great, drink is cheap n women hairy

France- food’s great, drink is cheap n women hairy

Holland- drink is great, food is cheap n the women hairy

Denmark- drink is extortionate, food is bland n the women are hair-free

Sweden- as Denmark, but more so

Spain- food’s great, drink is great, women are either gorgeous or like your…[Read more]

Havent even clicked on the link or gone to the site but if something is too good to be true, it normally is

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

hey slayer thats a nice tattoo on the back of that blokes ermm back?? that doesnt make sense does it??

oh well.. its a nice one

:?

Wot does make sense Dizzy?

“Squeeze my lemons til the juice runs down my leg” :wink:

Led Zep- they knew how to rock

Anyway I’ll make sure your pint has a good head Angel

:shock: :shock:

a whole pint ffs- that’s more than an armful

I’d best start eating me greens now then

I’m confused but it is almost 11pm n you all look the same in the dark! :shock:

:shock: :shock:

It must have been someone in disguise then- cud have sworn it was you :lol: :lol:

I’d buy Angel one cos she can take me to heaven n back any day :D

Wow- snap Angel :lol:

Maybe we’ve been PM’ing the same person :lol:

One thing you find as they get older…no matter how old they try to act, no matter how clever they think they are, no matter how much they push the boundaries, drive you up the wall and make you think that it would have been a better idea to have had a headache all those years ago, no matter what, they still come back to their mum and dad like…[Read more]

Arctic Monkeys…. again

Grows n grows n grows on me (thats a personal opinion not a song title)

wtf

I’m a sloth? apparently

Only works if you start at the top of the 6- if you start at the bit thats join the top of the si…… I’m boring myself explaining it but it one way it works n one way it don’t!!

Getting tickets for Arctic Monkeys tour date at Hull in April (sorry Sian but Nottingham was sold out or I’d have been round for that cuppa) :lol:

Soooo piggin happy!

Best British debut album since “Definitely Maybe”

Attitude, quality tunes and a bit of northern humour thrown in

“If it’s too loud, you’re too old” (Ted Nugent)

Whats more interesting though is the way they’ve used the web to spread the word- perhaps the first band to break big via the net?

@*Sian* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Getting hot and sweaty with the Strokes in Nottingham last nite

“New York City Cops” was just the best

You came to Nottingham and didn’t pop in and see me? :twisted: :lol:

:oops: :oops:

Next time I’ll call in for a cuppa :lol:

I thought Fowler was the old c*ck in Chicken Run?

The Strokes- First impressions of Earth

Getting hot and sweaty with the Strokes in Nottingham last nite

“New York City Cops” was just the best

Owen and Pikey’s dabbling in chat and posting it reminds me of Radio One’s “flirt divert”- funny as f*ck