Slayer

Just bought 2 tickets for Oasis in february as Sheffield Arena- :lol: :lol: The missus will be 8 months pregnant and she can’t wait!!

Kylie Minogue

“Can’t get you out of my head”

It’s the song the missus gave me at work, before we were an item. I think it was her way of giving me the “come on”

Aah, the subtleties of the female form- It worked though cos we’re married now.

Welcome to the land that time forgot

Not sure who American Woman is but I once had sex with an American woman on an English Channel ferry (Southampton to Le Havre)-

so thanks for the memories n I’m sure you’re just as warm n welcoming

Arctic Monkeys stuff which was very very good

Mary

I did most of those things and then some. Childhood is about discovering and pushing boundaries whilst retaining the essence of innocence that seperates children from adults.

Society itself and the media are as much to blame for the way we treat our children- Is the world less safe? I certainly dont believe it’s as friendly as 30 years…[Read more]

“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and good things never die”

Aw Ty hun- hope he appreciates you :D

Merry Xmas too n I’ll have a couple for your bro on NYE :lol: :lol:

I insist on 2 presents now!!

Lucky dancing elf :shock:

Highs

Tramping around New Zealand for 5 weeks
Getting the missus pregnant
Going to uni (part time)
Taking the kids to Legoland in Denmark
Promotion at work
Lincoln reaching the play off final
Kings of Leon live in Birmingham
Going to LIVE8 in Hyde Park

Lows

Lincoln losing in the play off final
My mum’s health
News that lots of health staff…[Read more]

31st December :(

No excuse for a party- every bleeder is celebrating anyway

Predictions are 100,000 English fans will make the trip to Germany despite only 1/10th of them having a ticket. This will make them the 2nd largest contigent of fans…behind the Germans themselves.

Anyone from JC going?

@*Sian* wrote:

I told you it didn’t look authentic Sunny!!! Bad girl! Next time we’ll have to have a real man 8)

:shock: :shock:

Sian, how long has your fairy been flashing?? Or am I a slowass whose only just noticed??

@Catmanblue wrote:

please remind me! why did i show you how to do this?? :D

So Catmanblue is female :shock:

The amount of JC users who I get the sex wrong is really worrying- perhaps I should jus turn the light out- don’t matter then! We’re all the same in the dark

The missus always said if she got home, took her knickers off, threw em against the bedroom wall and they stuck there….she’d had a good nite. :lol: :lol:

Tell kids the honest truth whenever they ask- me 10 year old daughter asked me if it hurts “the first time you do it”- after telling her I never felt a thing, had a good sit down chat with her about everything from A-Z, soon had the other 2 in the room n it became a family discussion.

Bit worried when the missus asked “whats an orgasm”…[Read more]

A new Indian takeaway just opened up about 6 miles away which means I no longer have a 30 mile round trip for me weekly curry :D

Indecent

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