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I don’t wash my ass, I never wash it. I don’t believe that asses really need washing, I mean, it’s not like you can smell your own ass, is it? And if your ass did smell, you’d soon get used to it. Besides, when was the last time you let a donkey into your house anyway? As long as they’re in their own barn why bother washing them? They’ll only get…[Read more]

Coffee is for French people. And Communists, but, France invented Communism.

She’s DEAD. The mother gave her too much sleeping medicine because Maddie suffered from ADHD and wouldn’t sleep.

The mother panicked, this explains why Maddie’s DNA was found in the boot of her car. They dumped the body into the sea. She’s dead.

They’re wasting taxpayer’s money, and Katie “Myra Hindley #2” McAnn needs to be hanged!

I find the image of my gut-stick ramming into his sweaty bit o’brown after force-feeding him vindaloo quite arousing, MIB.

I quite like that Netty Swackers chap. Infact, I think I will masturbate while fantasizing bumming him tonight. Yes, I will.

I care.

Herro you, you’re a naughty one and you need a good spanking from uncle Tom Tom.

Full of gays.

No.. just didn’t work out. Actually to be truthful we just let shitstirring get between us and once the trust is gone there’s nothing left really. I’ve found a female version of me now though, staying there for three months to see how…[Read more]

No, no, no. Yorkshire tea, madam, YORKSHIRE TEA! :lol:

I was kinda hoping to hide my gay side from her.. although she might be a tad suspicious when I turn up in California with a guy’s c0ck in my mouth.

I had that photo enlarged and is now blue-tacked to my ceiling, directly above my bed.

Blimey — when the devil did they come out then?! :shock: :lol:

Nooo I like my Yorkshire tea brewed properly. Just doesn’t taste as good out of a teabag for some reason..

Oh I should mention the reason I never use it is cos it lags your internet big style. So it’ll protect your identity at the cost of slowing your internet connection down by 32509823058239058203958093%

I used it for Chat-Avenue, cos I didn’t want them to know I was Mr-Liberal-Minded or they’d have banned me.. Chat Avenue doesn’t have a sense of…[Read more]

@SuGaR,HoNeY,SeXy wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

http://www.download.com

“Hide My IP”

..Not that I use it…

thanx smiley, just tried that and they all seem like thy r limited trials 3 days or so. what is the one u was mentioning, whats it called? do i type ‘hide my ip’ into the search bar.

HELP PLZZZZZ :lol:

Yes..

“Hide My Ip” is the name of the…[Read more]

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

So what’s the problem then? All the money made will go straight into the find Maddie campaign.

Or the police could just beat the mother until she tells them where Maddie is. That’ll be quicker & much cheaper.

They already know where Maddie is, so instead of wasting money, why don’t they just…

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If I can, I’d rather buy from proper farms. Where animals live a good life.

Hence why I buy from butchers; and not supermarkets. It just tastes so much better dagnabit!

:lol: :- O:) :-$

@ugo wrote:

Did you actually buy the upgrade ?

No. Warez site.

I suppose I’d best point out that I don’t use it on JC :P

I have the pro version, where I can choose which country I hail from, or alternatively it can change IP’s every 10 minutes :-