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You’re not the one who has spent hundreds of pounds and have made a loyal group of good friends who could be extremely let down putting a huge amount of guilt on your shoulders – so you can :wink:

Don’t worry though, as heartless as you are – atleast I have proved that behind my former persona is a real caring person who wants to do something…[Read more]

Hang on. I just noticed something. He’s a sergeant – why is his typing so rubbish?

I’m not f*cking about, I swear. I submitted my app 3 days ago, they’re going to call me soon. I just went onto armyjobs.mod.uk for a live chat as I was worried about my app not going through, because of me being anti-metric. They said it should be fine. Here’s the transcript..

12:42:41 System Welcome Smiley …
12:42:41 System Connecting to…[Read more]

@sweetass wrote:

Or atleast she would if only you’d let her out of her restraints and rubber ball gag :wink: :lol:

LMAO sorry Ugo but that tickled me

Ok ok, I need to calm down. But.. metric *sniff*

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Our gardner went to all three places recently and he said they were great.

Oh yeah? Well when my window cleaner went to them places, he stayed in 6 star hotels and said your gardener had terrible fashion sense.

Nope. That’s me too. I delete the pictures.. and I impersonate you. Ask PB. He’ll tell you. It’s true.

I’ve never once clicked on any of the links. They’re too long and boring. Can’t you just summarize for us ??

I only tend to go into the forums now if HostJD, GuideCW or GuideAC is around. I can’t be accused of things I haven’t done that way :lol:

Got tired of being impersonated. Plus I’m so bored of the old wind up rep. Everytime I go into the forums now I just wanna go in to chat but all I get is people PMing me asking me if I wanna do this, wanna do…[Read more]

F*CK OFF THE LOT OF YOU EVIL B*STARDS !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It did say up to 5 days though. If I don’t hear anything by Friday, I’ll send in again and.. *sigh*.. I’ll fill out the stupid f*cking…[Read more]

Which reminds me, I need to buy some new socks.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DEAR GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. But I come from a nice area. We don’t have transexuals around here.

I come from a Tory back ground. I had a lot of money in my bank, I was young, spent it all while I was young, I couldn’t admit to my family I spent it all, so I took out credit cards and spent a lot of money I didn’t have to keep up with my family.

This past few weeks I’ve been munching on valium like smarties to…[Read more]

I’m in debt and it’s making me desperate. That’s why I’ve applied to the army. They pay living costs & £225 a week.

My site makes £200 a month right now, but it only JUST started making it, so Google Adsense won’t pay me until the 28th of this month.

I should imagine they’re desperate for recruits right now being over-stretched. So I’m sure me using lbs & ft isn’t going to anger them.

Why does a BRITISH army application form have FRENCH measurements on them, though? I really don’t understand it.

Men can’t be sluts, as men aren’t women :?

I’m not ginger. I’m white. Look at my photo below. I don’t like fake tans. Who do you think I am, Robert Kilroy Silk??

Just worrying myself sick with debts.

And no, not heard from Scouse for a couple of weeks. He’s been wanting me to train it down to Liverpool for a weekend out, but 1) I just can’t afford it with my debts and 2) I’ve given up drinking.

Hey, I never complained, Ugo did. I found it funny.

I’m just absolutely knackered, haven’t slept in 2 days, so sorry if I’m a bit off it.