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    Smiley replied to the topic So.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    >>Bat iggied<<

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who is shagging Tony Montana in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    He’s boot on sight, and someone did go to his house one time as a few people got ahold of his address.

    Last I heard, he moved.

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    Smiley replied to the topic So.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Bet you don’t have a neatly presented database that can be easily accessed by anyone online with a staff name & password though innit o/

    I’m a clever b*stard when I want to be.

    Besides, I know how to change my IP. :wink:

    Except it takes forever and I’m too lazy to go through it all.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who is shagging Tony Montana in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Some fatty who goes around threatening to rape & the slit the throats of women in private chat, Femme.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Global Warming = Hoax? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    The last ice age hasn’t ended. We’re still experiencing the end of the ice age.

    Anyway, we’re OK once the oil has gone. We own the Antarctic. Plenty of frozen oil underneath just waiting for our lovely British hands to drill up. o/

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    Smiley replied to the topic Global Warming = Hoax? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    It isn’t global warming. Global warming means global. If we have global warming, why was I cold last night? It just doesn’t make sense.

    Sorry, but until the field next to my house bursts on fire and people walking down the street spontaniously combut, I won’t believe in the existance of global warming.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Global Warming = Hoax? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    I don’t believe in global warming. The ice sheets melting are simply a natural process. That’s not global warming. That’s the Earth going through a natural process.

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    Smiley replied to the topic TOS in PHPbb2 in the board Technical Q&A 18 years, 3 months ago

    Woohoo! Learnt how to do it. Going to get GG to make new little icons for me. 8)

    And the entire boards didn’t go down this time :lol:

    They’re backed up properly everynight by our coder now, we figured it’s safer to have someone on our payroll to fix everything I do :lol:

    He can restore them within 10 minutes now for me 8)

    I like learning…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who is shagging Tony Montana in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Who cares? He’s only a fat sicko.

    I wonder if he threatens to slit her throat while squashing her in bed?

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    Smiley replied to the topic Will the real KangaWallaFox please stand up! in the board Polls 18 years, 3 months ago

    @KangaWallaFox wrote:

    Ok girls and boys (those of you who know me, which I dont think is many anymore, where the make fun of have u lot gone)….time to come clean. All these years you’ve known me as Marty….well thats a lie, my name isnt Marty, I’m not married, I have no kids, I’m just a little fibber. 8) I’m one of the following….lets see how…

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    Smiley replied to the topic So.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @Bat wrote:

    Evil swines the pair of ya. :evil:
    But don,t worry, I,ve got a plan. I,ll just change my name to fruitbat, tommy will NEVER spot me then, will you tommy? Sucker
    . :wink: :lol: :lol:

    Well if you stopped checking my IP maybe I could come annoy you undercover again !!

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    Smiley replied to the topic So.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Ya cheeky bugger !!! I no longer have ‘sausages for fingers’. My (very few thesedays) deletions are always done in the best possible taste.

    This would be gross defamation of character….. if I had one !

    Can’t say much to that, can I? :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic Global Warming = Hoax? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    I don’t believe in global warming I’m afraid, it’s a complete farce.

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    Smiley replied to the topic So.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Hi. I just popped into forum 3, the 40s room, and ChatGuideJD was in there.

    I just want to thank her publically for sending me the above picture of PB’s hand. Thanks again, JD.

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    Smiley replied to the topic So.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Hi, Smiley

    How are you? I believe the hand belongs to ForumHostPB. Thanks.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who would be the best Prime Minister? in the board Polls 18 years, 3 months ago

    I think PB, the leading candidate for the “Monster Raving Loony Party” should be prime minister.

    ForumHost ‘If elected I promise to give horses more equal rights than women, gays or black people with afros, black people with normal hair are fine, whereas white people with afros are simply sent infront of the firing squad” PB says:

    If elected, I…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Eurovision Song Contest 2007 – Official Commentary in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    (Sources say PB started such rumours). (That’s a lie and I can prove it (I think) ….Ed)

    Which bit is a lie?

    The bit that says Martin gets bummed, or the bit that says that you are the one who started the rumour (that is infact true) that Martin gets bummed?

    Either way you’re the one who gets sued & sacked.

    Since, if it’s the first bit,…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic NF say BNP work for the state in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    @emma ‘I likeah the tasteh of kebabeh’lush wrote:

    Thick.

    PB maybe thick, but atleast he isn’t a butch lesbian, like BNP spokespeople !!

    ps.. Did I get my Italian accent right, PB? I always get Italians mixed up with Albino anti-semite jews, for some reason !! :?

    I can understand that Tommy, it’s an easy mistake…

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    Smiley replied to the topic A warning to the rest of britain in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    I’m going to say something now, and for the first time in my life on here, I’m being serious & I’m genuine.

    If we had a prime minister who cared about this country, I would seriously join the army, and I would be more than happy and more importantly, I’d be looking forward to and be PROUD of fighting for the country and I would not be afraid to…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Shocking!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    Right now we’ve got that out of the way…..any more news on the girl :?: :?: As I fail to see what yellow ribbons and posies are doing to help find her :?: :?: Don’t they think they would do better scouring the fields looking for clues as it appears the police out there need all the help they can get…..a bit like…

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