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Not a good idea having a swatsticka on the front of your hat during the first year of school, the teachers don’t find it as amusing as I did.

That’s well sick! I don’t marry goats, the sick f*ck, he should be hanged! I only fist them, w*nk them off and shag their faces!

I’d never go overboard and marry them like some sort of pervert!

Aslong as I get to w*nk off my goat undisturbed, I don’t care!

@sunshine1 wrote:

any meat better than no meat isnt it…..

You should know. You have a gobble at my meatless sausage. Wasn’t much meat, sure… But plenty of juice, huh? Enough to lather your face with, anyway! BOYAKA!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Hey, being somewhat an expert of Italy, PB – I wonder what the best household pet would be to use in a Spaghetti Bolognaise? This being my favourite meal.

I should imagine cats would be easier to mince, no?

You can pretty much mince up any old meat for a Bolognaise sauce Tommy. In the South of Italy they often…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

http://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=13340&start=0

Shaza, fack off back to your own country you foreign fook :wink:

Shaza, do you believe in the English ruling England?

Yep……. to an extent. What would be the requirements? I cant bet you Im more British than any body else is…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Cats are not as good to casserole as dogs. That’s why the Koreans don’t eat them.

Mind you it is really difficult to spot the difference between cat meat and rabbit meat once it has been cooked.

I dunno, PB. I had BBQ’d cat ribs the other day in Chinese BBQ sauce, and it was a lot tastier than a dog’s ribs. The only problem…[Read more]

I just thank our lord that it is guaranteed that the BNP will never rule this nation, and that the Tories will.

Me too. I love to stick a firework up their arse then set it off. I run down the street, looking upwards to see where it’s going to fall to see if I can catch it.

Good fun.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I suspect that EVERYBODY is scared of a BNP ”success” Emma. After all who on earth would want a bunch of losers like yer typical BNP candidate representing them on their Local Authority.

Thank God that there is absolutely no chance whatsoever of a BNP candidate being elected to Parliament.

Seconded. I raise my glass to that!

I got as far as ‘honor’. I will not be spoken to by a Britisher in American-English. You bloody well type to me in English-English, the way god intended, you dirty anti-British commie!

If you hate our soldiers so much, then bugger off back to Iran where you belong. They have every right to sell their story and Iranians have every right to death!

You’re a dirty commie, so your opinion doesn’t matter. Carry on slagging off our troops to your heart’s content. Dirty, anti-British commies, the lot of ya! You should be ashamed of yourselves, you dirty, rotten, terrorist supporting yobs! I hope all your families get captured by Iranians & are executed – maybe then you’ll understand the pain &…[Read more]

Hey! I’m not gay! I’m a real gay! There is a difference, so there!

But kissing? Sickos!

Nooooooo! My son’s no poof! You bloody well bring him up like a man, like me. GRRRRRROWLLLLL.

p.s.. I bought this frilly little pink skirt for him. Hope it fits, lots of love, Daddums xoxoox

My mum!

I havent :? But then again, I’m not just a mere mortal like all of you. I’m better than all of you!

And we’re better than France & Iran. We need to teach the bastards a lesson, Iran is a bully – We need to smack the bully right on the hooter! WITH A 353453456435623452345234523463426346432 (IMPERIAL) TON ATOM BOMB!

Stop teaching my son how to dust!

Apparantly I was a right chuff in my early days. Then I was nice. Then I was a big chuff. Now I’m nice again :D

:lol: :oops: Do me a favour, take my goat with ya. He needs the exercise.

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Scientists in Germany have managed to create sperm cells out of bone marrow! How crazy is that!
Looks like us blokes won’t be needed to fertilise those eggs anymore when the ladies begin making their own sperm.
More time down the pub then…….. :roll:

I wonder what kind of mutants this artificial love-juice will plop out!