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    Smiley replied to the topic TOS in PHPbb2 in the board Technical Q&A 18 years, 2 months ago

    Thanks to Martin’s CommunitySpark.com, I have now figured out how to edit the TOS. Martin.. Keep up the good work on your blog! There are some very excellent & helpful tips. Thanks a lot!! Woohoo.

    Now I’m going to go play with those language files some more :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic TOS in PHPbb2 in the board Technical Q&A 18 years, 2 months ago

    Stop lying please. It’s offensive. Thanks! o/

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    Smiley replied to the topic Do you remember your first day in a JC chatroom? in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 2 months ago

    Yes. Either RD or PB booted me. One of them two. I was on a computer in college.

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    Smiley replied to the topic 9/11 – Who do you believe? in the board Polls 18 years, 2 months ago

    I believe this thread is 10 years too late.

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    Smiley replied to the topic WW3, Codename "Bite", set for April 6th? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 2 months ago

    @ChatHostUK wrote:

    Bloody hell I went out and spent all my money, had unprotected sex and went on a crime spree. Now WW3 isn’t upon us, I have to admit I feel rather foolish.

    If it makes you feel any better, my goat said you were the best he’s ever had! …And he said you’re the first person not to have used an industrial condom whilst giving him…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Jesus rising from the dead in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus never died. Look, someone posted this on a site.

    [217] Jesus Didn’t Die!

    Alot of people claimed Jesus was crucified. No he wasn’t, He’s with me right now! Oh What? You don’t believe me do you? Here.. Watch

    “Hi All, My Name is Jesus, I am the son of God”

    See, Told you haha

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who are these people??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    @Bat wrote:

    @HermanGRRRman! wrote:

    @Beeker wrote:

    @HermanGRRRman! wrote:

    What is thier purpose here??

    ForumHosts NM, CL, GM.

    No-one ever sees them ever :roll:

    ( you may not see us….. but we see you )

    more to the point…who the f@ck are you?! :? 8)

    Thats not very nice now is it Beeker? PATS will you please take Mr Beeker to ya cupboard so he…

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’m getting circumcised……. in the board Getting serious 18 years, 2 months ago

    :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who are these people??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    @Smiley wrote:

    @ForumHostGM wrote:

    fanks batty darlin xxxxx.

    can you please make sure they have steel toe caps in them?

    Yooo hooooo

    *wiggles fingers in a camp manner*

    LMAO. hello cheeky chops hows you?

    I’m great, thanks. Seen my latest photo?

    I agree, Herman. Let’s make ’em kick about like a kipper on cocaine!

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    Smiley replied to the topic Photo Gallery in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    This is me trying to get a sex toy out of the vending machine.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who are these people??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    @ForumHostGM wrote:

    fanks batty darlin xxxxx.

    can you please make sure they have steel toe caps in them?

    Yooo hooooo

    *wiggles fingers in a camp manner*

    LMAO. hello cheeky chops hows you?

    I’m great, thanks. Seen my latest photo?

    HEE HEE HEE NICE ONE!

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    Smiley replied to the topic Our Foreign "Friends" in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    No.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Our Foreign "Friends" in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    OK.. Foreigners from Europe or any communist country scare me.

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    Smiley replied to the topic What gets yer back up?………. in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 2 months ago

    @Bat wrote:

    @Druid wrote:

    People who keep their PC base units under their desks…….my poor bloomin knees :cry:

    Mine isnt under my desk, it,s at the side. It is full of dust though I know that, but I,m never sure how to get rid of it all. I did hear of a guy who used a hoover on his and hoovered up all his memory sticks!! :shock: :shock:…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Bomb Iran! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 2 months ago

    @king of the south wrote:

    No need now there free

    Are you saying it’s OK to kidnap people, aslong as you release them afterwards?

    So if you had a daughter, and, they were kidnapped, beaten, tortured, r*ped, forced to wear a headscarf.. Then released.. You’d say “Oh well. Doesn’t matter. They were released, I couldn’t give a toss as I’m a heartless…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Bomb Iran! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 2 months ago

    @Bad Manners wrote:

    Im with Tommy on this.
    We need to teach them a lesson that we can illegally enter their water’s whenever we feel like it.

    We never entered their waters. But, if we did enter their waters (which we didn’t), we’re British so we’re allowed to anyway.

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’m getting circumcised……. in the board Getting serious 18 years, 2 months ago

    @ubermik wrote:

    Is “jew” being used as a nickname for people who are so lazy they cant maintain a decent personal hygiene routine and have their foreskin removed out of laziness then?

    Yes. I just class anyone without a foreskin as a jew. Makes life a lot easier innit.

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    Combat 84
    ‘Rapist’

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    Smiley replied to the topic What is it…. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

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    Smiley replied to the topic What is it…. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 2 months ago

    I am British and Great Britain is my country.

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