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You’re a great asset to JC, Ugo. I’ll miss you. You’re a fellow true Briton.

Clean slate & clean start for a clean site.

That’s basically what we already said. Except a little more subtle and with added humour.

@white witch wrote:

He just cant help but post rubbish on serious threads can he Typical Man :x

No fat people have remorse!

You’re wrong.

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My fantasies of bumming PB should be left to private.

Guess we both need to improve, huh?

Of course. I’m the lawyer. I’ll simply threaten to hang any jury that doesn’t side with us.

I thought it through, see?

So come on PB, are you the giver or the taker?

And when you get bummed, do you prefer using red hot chilli sauce for lube, deep heat & sand, or do you simply like your bummer to use a condom made out of industrial sandpaper?

Exactly. In my opinion, pretending you’ve been raped makes you just as sick as a real rapist.

They should both be hanged.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Er … a male chicken that takes pills ????

Or a pill-shaped willy.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.

Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.

Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT muc…

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I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.

The day I let muslims rule this country is the day I kiss PB on the lips!

St George.. The middle eastern who worked as a Roman soldier? The Romans of course being catholics.

Lady Britannia is my hero 8)

Woohoo! It’s Adeboje ! :D

:wink:

I’ll bloody tsk tsk you!

Oh I see that’s Ok then I guess ffs I don’t know how anyone can type like this without pausing text should be broke up as if you’re actually saying it otherwise it just looks messy like this innit and just doesn’t make sense.

That is why I talk like this, so it looks neater. It’s broke up, easier to understand. I have to make sure the natives can…[Read more]

That’s half the fun innit! Mind you, coppers these days would probably join in !

..Errr.. Forgot to mention a female.

Just read what I put above and it sounded a little French.

I thought PB was a hot young brunette (it was how we started talking, actually!).

Boy did I get a shock when he turned his cam on. :shock: