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    Smiley replied to the topic The REAL Liberal Democrats in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    We need a strong government.

    ‘Liberal’ is Latin for ‘big girly skirt-wearing floppy-wristed gay-gays’.

    They’re a bunch of soft foo-foos. They’d be OK in power of a country called Pink Britain, or, Fluffy Britain.

    But GREAT Britain needs a strong, militaristic government, that WILL SMASH ANY OPPOSITION INTO THE GROUND!

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    Smiley replied to the topic Britain wants UK break up, poll shows in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    @Bassingbourne55 wrote:

    Yesterday saw another initiative to teach more ‘Britishness’ in schools, not only to migrants and people from ethnic minorities but to ‘indigenous’ British children.

    I think it is particularly important that the Britishness message gets across in Scotland and Wales. English, Scots, Welsh, Cornish – we are all British first…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Britain wants UK break up, poll shows in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    The union is a permanent union, the Scots signed it themselves – So tough sh!t.

    Britain will never break up – Not without civil war.

    If the ape-faced Scottish b*stards want a war, they can bring it on 8) We’ll only slaughter them and smash their cities to the ground 8)

    Great Britain is the greatest nation on earth, it’s the only civilized…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Iraq War and the monarchy. in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    @Bassingbourne55 wrote:

    The Queen theoretically holds ultimate power in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and several other places. She is the ultimate theoretical owner of all land and property in these countries, she is commander-in-chief of all their military forces and has the power to over-rule governments.

    So it would follow that she…

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    Smiley replied to the topic foreign film suggestions in the board Art, poetry, music and film 18 years, 5 months ago

    I’d also like a list of foreign films currently out on cinema please..

    ..So I know to avoid them.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Smoking or non smoking? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    Tough! If they have children then they shouldn’t be smoking at all.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Smoking or non smoking? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    What I really don’t understand about all this ”Ban Smoking” stuff is this … if it really is so bad for you, then why not simply ban the sale of cigarettes (or tobacco generally) altogether???

    OK so the Government would lose billions in revenue – but all the time they effectively condone smoking by accepting the taxes on…

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    Smiley replied to the topic United Ireland in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    Don’t be stupid.

    This is utter communist-terrorist nonsense.

    For starters, Scotland & England became a permanent union – Oh yes, those sad b*stards signed the agreement, there’s no going back.

    Great Britain will be here until the end of time.

    Every man, woman & child who goes against the ideology of Great Britain should be burnt alive.

    Bunch…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic ok..ere goes……… in the board Technical Q&A 18 years, 5 months ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @Druid wrote:

    ugo said………..’It’

    It?………….. :roll:
    PATS…..its slappin time :evil:

    ugo is about as much use as a chocholate fireguard druid. i’d rather slap u…………….*leers* 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:

    I dunno. A chocolate fireguard would be OK if the fire was chocolate too.

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    Smiley replied to the topic internet explorer cannot……………….. in the board Technical Q&A 18 years, 5 months ago

    It means your internet is being gay.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Correct use of the Apostrophe on the Boards. in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    Utter nonsense.

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    Smiley replied to the topic I love you all. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    Super duper, yah. And you? Yah.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Correct use of the Apostrophe on the Boards. in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    @Bassingbourne55 wrote:

    It is officially acceptable to use an apostrophe to denote te plural of abbreviated intitials such as CD’s, MOT’s etc. I heard this on Radio4, coming from the mouth of a language expert.

    Language changes – the more so now with netspeak and texting language. How long before ‘U’ replaces ‘you’ in normal English. It is not…

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    Smiley replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 18 years, 5 months ago

    Me being better than all of you always makes me smile, hence my name, for I am Smiley, the smiling smiler! I’m great !!!

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    Smiley replied to the topic It aint easy… in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 5 months ago

    As my alter-ego said… Welcome back, whoever you were!

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    Smiley replied to the topic Adults dating teenagers: Right or wrong? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    @Cas wrote:

    Smiley (Tom)

    A young man of 20 who’s dating a 19 year old. So nineteen, in your world, still being a teenager, would you then call the 20 year old, a pervert. If so, i think it says more about you, than it would the 20 year old.

    Now now, no need to be facetious.

    I think you’re all sickos for defending perverts & paedophiles!…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Adults dating teenagers: Right or wrong? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 5 months ago

    @jelly tot wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    That’s the communist point of view, sure.

    But I’m a civilized person, not a communist.

    The government has the right to set morals & standards. Including what constitutes as a reasonable age gap!

    AGE MATTERS!

    Christ Smiley do you really need the government to tell you how to do everything in your life?

    If you do…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Corned beef tins! in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    It’s 2007… SO WHY ARE YOU STILL EATING CORNED BEEF? The rationing is over!

    Buy some real beef! :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    Knifehandchop
    ’94 Hardcore’

    8)

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    Smiley replied to the topic Dont try this at home in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Well I just hope that she has read the diet thread on this Board. Christ she is the stuff that nightmares are made of eh?

    I mean, imagine going to sleep and then being woken up with her bouncing up and down on your manhood. It doesn’t bear thinking about. One misplaced bounce and she would snap you off at the root.

    You usually…[Read more]

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