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@Smiley wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

Right now we’ve got that out of the way…..any more news on the girl :?: :?: As I fail to see what yellow ribbons and posies are doing to help find her :?: :?: Don’t they think they would do better scouring the fields looking for clues as it appears the police out there need all the help they can…

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@Smiley wrote:

Hi. I just popped into forum 3, the 40s room, and ChatGuideJD was in there.

I just want to thank her publically for sending me the above picture of PB’s hand. Thanks again, JD.

You little **** head!!! grrrrrrr. I did not give you that picture. You just wait, revenge is sweet. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

@Smiley wrote:

@jay wrote:

when u say special treatment, PB
would that be similar to the special treatment i afford my patients???
just to clarify this in my own head….. :wink:

Jay, I never thought of you as the two-faced nasty person you are, but, remember – The people you look after are the same people I look after :wink:…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Oh, was that a ballot box I pissed in last night after a few beverages? Sorry for ruining 100,000 BNP votes, Emma.

Don’t worry Tommy, everybody else pissed on the BNP ballot papers as well.

Oh, whew. I think I may piss on the actual BNP candidates next time.

@Smiley wrote:

Oh, was that a ballot box I pissed in last night after a few beverages? Sorry for ruining 100,000 BNP votes, Emma.

Don’t worry Tommy, everybody else pissed on the BNP ballot papers as well.

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

For deleting a couple of my posts last night. I should NOT go on the computer while full of newcy brown :lol:

Fosters more like… or was it Carling last night, Smiley?

Thems fighting words, mister !!!!

@Smiley wrote:

For deleting a couple of my posts last night. I should NOT go on the computer while full of newcy brown :lol:

Fosters more like… or was it Carling last night, Smiley?

@Smiley wrote:

I love my country. It’s the greatest country on earth. It’s simply being ran by a bunch of EU-Loving, backstabbing communists right now.

AND their conservative multicultural allies.

@Smiley wrote:

My Way…… Sid Vicious

Which version? Personally, I prefer the ‘I killed a cat’ version on ‘Sid Sings’, short, but loud 8)

The version in the film where he walks down the stairs looking cool as fook and pulls out a pistol and shoots every coont in the audience…. 8)

@Smiley wrote:

In the last election, the Tories got more votes in England than any other party. Had England been alone, we’d be Tory right now, and we’d be propserous, there’d be no crime

The other day, Cameron said we shouldn’t lock people up for long periods…he said we should take the view the liberals do and pander to their social needs.

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@Slayer wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Yes I go to the local farmers market. It’s where I buy my sex toys innit.

Blow up sheep again :wink:

Why would farmers have a herd of blow up sheep? That wouldn’t make a very nice lamb chop :? Use your brain!

I actually go there for hedgehogs, goats & dead foxes. My sex toys. The hedgehogs usually get…

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@Smiley wrote:

Yes I go to the local farmers market. It’s where I buy my sex toys innit.

Blow up sheep again :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Hey, being somewhat an expert of Italy, PB – I wonder what the best household pet would be to use in a Spaghetti Bolognaise? This being my favourite meal.

I should imagine cats would be easier to mince, no?

You can pretty much mince up any old meat for a Bolognaise sauce Tommy. In the South of Italy they often…

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@Smiley wrote:

Hey, being somewhat an expert of Italy, PB – I wonder what the best household pet would be to use in a Spaghetti Bolognaise? This being my favourite meal.

I should imagine cats would be easier to mince, no?

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@Smiley wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Cats are not as good to casserole as dogs. That’s why the Koreans don’t eat them.

Mind you it is really difficult to spot the difference between cat meat and rabbit meat once it has been cooked.

I dunno, PB. I had BBQ’d cat ribs the other day in Chinese BBQ sauce, and it was a lot tastier than a dog’s ribs. The…

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@Smiley wrote:

I just thank our lord that it is guaranteed that the BNP will never rule this nation, and that the Tories will.

The lord?

@Smiley wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Link

This is the compensation received by the victims of the July 7 bombings with some guidelines and “prices” on other compensation (for fingers, ears etc).

I find it nothing short of a national disgrace that these people can sell their stories to the highest bidder as if on ebay. And what we get is MoD guided…

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@Smiley wrote:

Foreigners scare me.

I’m a foreigner….do I scare you?????

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

@Smiley wrote:

Leave his avatar alone!!

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@Smiley wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

I think he’s great, and an inspired Moderator on these boards. We’d all be lost without him.

Hey thanks Tommy, really nice of you to put up such a flattering Poll. You’re not such a bad lad (for a Yorkshireman) are you???

:evil: :evil: :evil: YOU CHANGED MY POLL :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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