Smokey

How does this compare to the new intel quad core processor??

or even….

http://news.bbc.co.uk:80/1/hi/technology/6354225.stm

Can I propose that Richard and Judy run the country? (or are they closet nazis?)

I would reply to this post, but I’d have to charge you £30, bat!

I got an MP3 player from Tesco – 256mb, and only £4.97. At that price, if the bugger breaks, I’ll chuck it in the bin.

Here is a very useful shortcut for you, Fizz

at 12:00 /every:M,T,W,Th,F,S,Su shutdown -s -f

Don’t hold your breath waiting for her to decode it, Druid – the translation isn’t directly available on Google!

This should secure your vital ports from unwanted probing, sunny

I followed your instructions, but fear I may have misunderstood!

@Geoff wrote:

Not trying to throw a spanner in the works here or anything as I’m sure none of you want shin in 40’s… but anyone thought the problem may lie with IE7?

Same problem with IE6 and Firefox

@(f)BB46 wrote:

Hey Smokey, that stoopid english they try to use is c**p. i would like it in full proply englander please.
Then when i have told them what a rubbish service they supply i shall take PB’s advice and swop to BT :D :P :D :P :D

Ok, I’ve just re-read what they have said, and it boils down to this….

Do everything you’ve already…[Read more]

Would you like it in english, or the broken pigeon english that they use?

@(f)BB46 wrote:

:evil: :x Tiscali say its not them and JC say its not them ffs some of us just wanna chat.
It has to be somebody’s bloody fault…………………………………………..

WWWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

It IS Tiscali…they won’t admit it, but it is them. They are getting loads of flak from people who…[Read more]

Right, Shinderella, this is how it goes……

After extensive research, I have discovered that Tiscali are switching “high usage” customers over to crap servers during peak times (6pm to 11pm weekdays). So, I’ll bet you £5 that you have your connections problems between these times.

Email or phone Tiscali and TELL them to stop doing it!

Once…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

Here’s my seven year old son…. :D

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=17508517

Theres a prize for anybody who can translate what he’s saying… :lol:

Should he be drinking that much at such a young age?

I think I’ve done this correctly!

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=17484154

FINALLY – COMPLETE

Thank you all – and thank you shindig for typing every actors name in aphabetically until you got the hoff! (Don’t tell Martin!)

@sharongooner wrote:

Robbie Williams?

No, it’s david hasselhoff