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An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says to his sister:
“I’ve decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like this for my birthday”. His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says
“Go talk to your mother”.
So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and finds his mother.
“Mum?”
“Yes son?”
“I’ve decided I’m going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father”.
Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
“Dad?”
“Yes son?”
I’ve decided I’m going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says:
“No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”
About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says, “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?”
The son says, “Yes dad I have.”
“Good son, what is it?”
The son replies, “I’ve only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and
already I hate you English ba*tards !………………………..plyd………..pts
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Pikey………………….. 1………….. 0it was a terrible performance… and as for the subs.. hargreaves for cole? downing for owen? it was a joke
we played terrible, the pub i was in was shouting for rooney to come on, seems to me hes our only hope
its not about the winning, its the taking part that counts ;)
hows miss blue tonight?
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Pikey…………………… 0…………. 0well young lady, you best make yourself unbusy :P
@drivel wrote:
Another number
I’ll have 15 please
already gone… same with lancs man and his number 9
and number 60, well i’m afraid that was wales, they are not in the world cup
i thought that was a great post, enjoyed reading it..
as for the name, how about we take WHAM! but change it slightly, somthing like WhyHIWham!
Jimmy Nail would then come in, and some other famouse geordie musican, I can’t think of any, so lets put ant and dec in there instead
