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You could have taken your socks off :o :o

As you freely admit you undertake in this activity on a regular basis Becky, perhaps you could enlighten all here as the whether there are any medical benefits to be gained from having your bowels swilled??

@Becky wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Becky wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

Cath I will explain white kidneys to you in PM. I fear it may turn the stomachs of the poor users that read this thread if not!!

OMG :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :shock: you did anyway :!: :!: :wink: :wink: :wink:

*scarred fer life, now rockin back n forth in a corner…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

here Cath any of my spooks still kickin aboot…. lol

I don’t care much for spooks but if someone could be so kind as to point me in the direction of a good Goblin…. :wink: :wink:

throttle? oo-er……. sounds a bit kinky :wink: :D

Who’s been leaking voice clips ???? hehe

Why not? YOU have =P~ =P~

but shes used to putting her little bullet somewhere else :wink: :wink:

Well stop typing and start talking then…… :wink: :wink:

@Tory Girl wrote:

=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

Oooooooooooooh do you know how to use those tongues? :D :D

I’ve only had love hurt me the once but I have to take full responsibility. I was completely to blame, not my partners fault at all,. You see….. he asked me to get some KY on the way round but i completely forgot :lol: :lol:

@Tory Girl wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your fundamental orifice :shock: :shock:

Big word for you at this time of night! 8)

Watch this space….. things get bigger as the night goes on :wink: :wink:

@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your arse :shock: :shock:

*looks tory up and down*

i aint really fussed about any of that :( :(

You think thats shocking??? Wait till i drop in the bit about the porcupine….. now everyone here will know why they say youve had a lot of pricks!!!

Ok, guess i’ll have to share the one about tory and the gerbil then……

@jay wrote:

:shock: uh oh……
no…ty for ur kind offer but still no lol :wink:

You mean you dont wanna hear what you get up to with the horse?? :shock: :wink:

@jay wrote:

so does ‘in ur dreams’ :wink: lol

You should see what goes on in my dreams girl! :wink: :wink: :D

@jay wrote:

lalalalalalaaaaa ……. :- [-( O:)

Nice noise jay but i tell you what…. moaning and sighing works better :wink:

@jay wrote:

i c evrythin, and what i dont c aint worth seein lmao

Quickly sends jay a pic of his c0ck :lol: :lol: