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I’ve only had love hurt me the once but I have to take full responsibility. I was completely to blame, not my partners fault at all,. You see….. he asked me to get some KY on the way round but i completely forgot :lol: :lol:

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@Tory Girl wrote:

@spanish wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your fundamental orifice :shock: :shock:

Big word for you at this time of night! 8)

Watch this space….. things get bigger as the night goes on :wink: :wink:

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@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your arse :shock: :shock:

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*looks tory up and down*

i aint really fussed about any of that :( :(

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You think thats shocking??? Wait till i drop in the bit about the porcupine….. now everyone here will know why they say youve had a lot of pricks!!!

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Ok, guess i’ll have to share the one about tory and the gerbil then……

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@jay wrote:

:shock: uh oh……
no…ty for ur kind offer but still no lol :wink:

You mean you dont wanna hear what you get up to with the horse?? :shock: :wink:

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@jay wrote:

so does ‘in ur dreams’ :wink: lol

You should see what goes on in my dreams girl! :wink: :wink: :D

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@jay wrote:

lalalalalalaaaaa ……. :- [-( O:)

Nice noise jay but i tell you what…. moaning and sighing works better :wink:

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@jay wrote:

i c evrythin, and what i dont c aint worth seein lmao

Quickly sends jay a pic of his c0ck :lol: :lol:

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