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Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you’ve gone too far now..I was only joking, you’re probably gonna go to hell for that, and they don’t allow porn there, so ner, your right up sh*t street now………going now to consider if I still wanna be friends with someone who would even think like that…never mind say it.
8) <<<<<<<<Stevie Wonder, won't be happy either.
he does have a good poker face doesn’t he? seems to attract the women too. There is a joke in there about posting the blinds…………….but i’m much too nice to go there :lol:
lol:) I thought the thread was about deaf people, think you were meant to spell it Death:) altough it’s not funny…really, you see mate we can make even the most morbid topics into fun…now whose for a wake gatecrahing.
When my Step-dad died(both of them…and NO my mum isn’t Rita fairclough out of Coronation St b4 you all ask) split the family up, we all went our different ways, hence I have no contact with my family now. It was a tough time for all of us, I was only a kid and blah blah blah, anyway we all dealt with it our own way rather than talking about it, was quite a rollarcoaster ride my teenage years let me tell you, no wonder I have no hair….and as if I hadn’t been through enough….in me 20’s I came face to face with Ginger pubes.ffs…is there no end to this torture.
I’d pay a hitman to eliminate him….probably do it for free. What would I spend the money on mmmmmmmm chocolate and treat me and you to a trip to las vegas next year to take part in the WSOP, probably buy Tracy something too, just to keep her quiet and obviously spoil the kids and buy a house with all gadgety things in it :lol: getting quite excited about it now :) ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh cheeky.
I don’t know where have you been hiding? When soulie gets home and realises what I’ve done….I’ll need a good hiding place :wink:
Soulies my best mate, I’ve known him for nearly a decade now my doesn’t time fly. Reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger, he’s always there for me and we share a lot of interests, footy,women, gambling 8) we have the same daft sense of humour too.
I can look back on my life and it never fails to dissapoint me how people let you down in the end, Soulie’s never done that yet, Forgiving is another one of his great strengths too….I know for a fact that when he gets home today and realises that I have lost all of his money from his poker account, he’ll have a little laugh to himself about it and say something like
” Ohh that little monkeys lost all me money,but i’ll forgive him cause he’s such a great friend” :-
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That’s disguisting………..How can he drink that cheap sh*t?
Lee Mack An up and coming comedian who was on the apollo live a couple of weeks back, very very funny. Ricky Gervais and Steve Coogan would also be very much welcome :P
Thats just mean :?
I’m a big softy me….I cried at DIY SOS the other day:) Got me right there it did… :oops:
