Squeezy

Tell Gemz good luck and glad to hear she is okay

Awww….more babies….I’m geting broody….

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quite cheeky (for a bloke) :wink:

Blimey I was drunk……I wonder if I’m still a virgin…..

That’s fine….just don’t try eating Tommy’s leather thong for dessert………I’ve heard he’s complaining about the teeth marks…. :shock:

I hope you weren’t filming that………

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

soz folks i didnae realise u canny read the second… i don’t know how 2 enlarge it … OWEN… come to me rescue plz… lol

S’ok Mary, it’s readable – I just right-clicked and selected ‘open link in new window’ 8)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lmfao… @ gigs lol… here Mr Wolfie told me this one-liner joke… i was like i don’t get that until he explained it to me….

here goes’ A guy walks into a Bra…. boom boom… lol

](*,) #-o :lol:

@Spanish wrote:

I could tell you, but then they may retaliate by mentioning my escapades with the carrot :oops: :oops:

Ah don’t worry – I saw that story posted in the Jokes section the other day :wink:

Can’t believe you ate it afterwards!!! :shock: :-… :lol:

LOL – I remember :lol: :lol:

Sorry – it’s late (well early) and my brain is befuddled. :lol:

And anyways……..I resisted that other link for at least 2 minutes – stop besmirching my good name :lol: :lol: :lol:

The good The bad and The Tampon

Grater

Neverending Tampon

Y’wot?? :?

Who? Me? Never!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

OK….who told?! :twisted:

Ach…that’s nothing new :lol:

You should see what he can do with a Melon :shock: :shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Hope none of their hubby’s see that site :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who’s horny…and are they ok with that? :shock:

The wee one blowing a huge raspberry when I tried to give him Calpol – the stuff went bloody everywhere, but it was amusing :lol:

Back again – bet there’s no-one here :?

Was up with the baby (second bottom tooth is coming in) so decided to put a wash on – just waiting for the machine to finish before trying to sleep again. :D

@*Peco wrote:

Am I theI want to know if any women would find it sexy seeing a scantily-dressed man on a stage dancing around a huge vagina-type prop, like a massive sponge f a n n y? Or a huge pair of paper-mache tits?

I don’t think women are turned on by props the same way as men are. I’d say they like stuff like the Chippendales etc, or male…

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