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My brother and my dad phoning within 2 mins of each other, both wanting me to buy them the same thing off ebay…..Men :roll: :lol: :lol:

Oh….did I miss something………. 8-[ :lol:

@Jenny.. wrote:

guess my real name

??

:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ohhhh…that’s a toughie…. :-k

:lol:

@Tory Girl wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Moan moan moan moan!!!! The world cup is every 4 years fgs, whereas Big Brother is on every flippin day of the year, on every news channel and dominates all the tabloids yet I don’t see many blokes complaining about that fact! GRRRRRRRRRRR

For the record, I hate BB too!! :lol:

Me too :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I noticed in the shops a lot of cards which had the writing ‘You’re like a dad to me’ which is quite sweet (and reflects the society we live in today I guess) and anyway, it takes more of a man to look after someone else’s child as they would their own. =D>

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Bit of both :wink: :twisted: :lol:

Hello….and welcome :D :D :D

Oi…careful…or I’ll tell her what you lot get up to with the anal beads….. :P :twisted:

:lol:

I’m not bothered what I look like as long as it’s female, blonde and busty :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hello and welcome ASB.

Please excuse my fellow JC’ers…one mention of a rampant rabbit, their eyes glaze over and they go into orgasm mode :lol: :lol: :lol:

My son would roll his eyes at you and inform you it is a comet :roll: :lol: :lol:

It’s okay…going on it’s current trajectory it will miss us by a few light years…give or take.. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You got there eventually then – that poll must have been edited at least 3 times :lol:

Luckily I deleted my post on your earlier attempt or you would have been stuck with 3 Spains as options :twisted: :lol:

Perhaps we could find Pikey stuck up a tree, being eyed up by monkey’s, so we have to rescue him? :lol:

LOL – that’s great :lol:

…and I like that I ‘m the smart one 8) :lol:

@The Observer wrote:

I have heard that in some advanced civilised societies (e.g. Scotland) that the women can actually suckle their young and still have two hands free to type shyte on message boards. Is God forward thinking or what?

Fecking amazing, innit??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Housewives? Probably the most multi-skilled people you will ever find!

Mr Amphibian – you just found yourself a new friend! :lol:

Anyway – I may be a housewife, but I do voluntary work to make up for my being useless to society :P

But well done kevin for trying to offend everyone – :lol: :lol:
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Chips and gravy – yuk!

Can’t even get that at our local chippie anyways.