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My OH is the most boring person in the world to go to a theme park with – he refuses to go on ANY of the rides….. :roll:

His reason: he’s a mechanic, so he KNOWS how badly things can f*ck up!!! :?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

aw ffs marj-j does that mean your on top for the next 5 years! ffs

me and lucky wanna come ! hehe….

hope to see ye on sat !

he he….. i’ll let ya into a secret…. ill noo b there on sat nite…. as ive just found oot a ikkle secret…. that im being whisked away for a norty nite of passion with Mr…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

I probably would. No way I’d be able to live without my boy. Either stay or make her look real bad so he could come with me 8)

:shock: :shock: :wink:

I might give it a go then….. :lol:

I kept meaning to read the book, but have never managed to get round to it :?

Haha :lol: :lol: :lol:

Haven’t seen it yet – was going to maybe watch it on Sat, but the reviews say it’s rubbish…so might wait for it on DVD… :?

Alton Towers is great

…except for the queues :?

Net connection keeps f*cking up :evil:

Net connection keeps f*cking up :evil:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

NOW PAWS AFF LADIES….. its my birthday wk… and I shall get my own way…… .

Birthday WEEK??? :shock:

Everyone else only gets a day…spoilt cow… :wink: :P :lol:

@Gyps wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

thanks guys…had a top time…loads of ching beer and loose women :wink: 8)

You will never want another loose woman once you have tried a tight one Beeks! :wink: 8)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

be gentle with him…. and he’s sloppy seconds as I gave him to squishy 1st lol xxx

lol

LOL – I hadn’t noticed that you wrote that underneath MJ :lol: ….guess I was distracted huh?? :lol: :lol:

I haven’t been in that situation tbh – my parents are still together and I’m still happily with the father of my boys.

I would say though – if we ever got to the point where any tension or bad feeling was affecting the kids, I would as Sian says ‘rather be happy and alone’ :)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

and the lovely sights i think Pervy Squishy is talkin off….. terrible….. come on MJ’s twin Pearl Tours…. there will be NO SMUT attached….. lol

Oi missus..SMUT…moi??? :shock: [-X

I was simply referring to our beautiful scenery and wonderful architecture…. O:) O:) :lol:

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(((((Gyppo)))))

It’s hard, but keep being strong for her

xsxsxsx

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@Becky wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Did you see the size of Petes willy :shock: :shock: OMG :lol:

I didnt really see what it was at first but saw something bigish. It wasnt until i saw the girls face i knew what it was :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Becky wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Did you see the size of Petes willy :shock: :shock: OMG :lol:

I didnt really see what it was at first but saw something bigish. It wasnt until i saw the girls face i knew what it was :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: