Squeezy

I can’t believe France didn’t give us ANYTHING :roll: :roll:

…or maybe I can :lol:

@James Belfast wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Britain just gave the 12 points to Finland!! 8) :lol:

Was that you lot phoning up for them?? :wink: :lol:

Maybe it was Rachel, Kate, Racquel etc etc etc all pooling their phone votes to support their favourite country?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@angel* wrote:

Horny as hell, but for some reason me hubby thinks me body is now a temple that should be worshipped from afar :lol:

Just start groping him when he’s asleep….works every time :wink: :twisted:

Britain just gave the 12 points to Finland!! 8) :lol:

Was that you lot phoning up for them?? :wink: :lol:

@James Belfast wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Lol@terry wogan :lol: :lol: :lol:

That’s always the best bit! Terry for Proime Minister!

Woo woo!!! I’d vote for him!! :D/

@angel* wrote:

LOL gud for you sian :lol:

I think the last time I had a gud bonk was when I concieved…… I’m nearly 7 months gone now :shock:

Do you not find pregnancy makes you hornier??? :?

I was after it nearly every night lol :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

OMG not you aswell Dawny… you have joined the chinky gang!!!! every fooker from scotland calls it chinky… you’d be chopped up and put in the “chinky” down here!! Naughty words :lol: :lol: :lol:

I call it ‘chinese’ :?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

:-# :wink:

@*Sian* wrote:

Hopefully she’ll be sat on her bed waving her vibrator and giving herself a good ol’ nudge when she wins :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

has Britain got NIL PA…. yet…??

We have a whole 20 points!! :shock:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

I reckon… the ole voddy is hittin oor Dawny… as she’s smiling well …. infact …. shhhh folks come closer…… i think she’s stalkin me… she’s leavin me smileys all over the place…. look… i bet her laptop is bouncin all over her knee…. Pluty is lookin at her funny…. and the Twins… well with one a raspberry…

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@The Observer wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

I still refuse to watch lol :lol:

Watch what?

The eurovison song contest :? :lol:

Oh, that old thing……me too. :wink: Where is Beatty Blue? She is going to win ffs :D

She will be glued to the tv 8)

@James Belfast wrote:

wow – nice summary squeezy – glad someone is taking this thing seriously! :wink:

Yeah…Martin :D

I have grouped Martin’s posts to remind me who sung what :lol:

Switzerland summary – apparently a bunch of drunks, with the guys managing to grab a few pennies to buy some rather fetching hats

Moldova summary – Moldova’s version of Peter Andre along with Moldova’s version of Britney Spears. Just as you think you have seen it all, some guy…[Read more]

@ChatHostUK wrote:

**VOTING TIME**

Well who are you going to vote for? We have had rock, romance and confusion.

Top 5 will be:

malta
moldova
sweden
denmark
romania

The winner will be Malta – that would be ‘Amazing’.

I think Sweden will do well – was quite catchy.

Finland cos they were weird :lol:

Uk cos I have to support our country.

Just watching last years winner doing the mambo song…doesn’t she look a bit like J-Lo?? :? :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

up in Scotland their called Ar5ewipes lol

Or wee skanky neds :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Me too :lol:

I wouldnt admit to that today Mary cos me kids were there and I dont want em to do it :lol:

‘Do as I say, not as I do’…eh? :wink: :lol:

Sweden…wot’s with the tin foil trousers???? :shock: :lol: