Squeezy

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Mr Pitt still has not returned home…is that bad enough for you?

See my thread on ‘Dreams’……… :P :twisted:

@TADpole wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Becky wrote:

U WHERE WARNed…. UR MONEY OR UR LIFE…. no use in complaining….

Yes i know he was plucky but that takes the biscuit……….a fried egg? Slight eggageration!

Let him lead by eggxample.

*groan* I wasn ‘t eggspecting that……… :lol:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

I wont foot the bill, but I will provide some barnyard animals to act as witnesses.

Too late – PATS an sunny are already going……. :wink: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

j/k – please don’t kill me!!! [-o< :lol:

Mad and filthy – the way we like her 8)

@American Woman wrote:

I’m going to the Grocery Store tonight – Whooo Hoooo :D/
Now don’t be jelous of my fun and fabulous life. [-X

(Sarcasm)

Sounds as exciting as mine lol – no mad parties for me this week……… :(

@sunny wrote:

Mine must have he keeps screaming some other womens name out when we are shagiing :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@sunny wrote:

God nos what we will come in

But me doc martins are polished and me nipple less bra is all ready so im ok lol

Looks like its gonna be a high class do then LOL :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds like a good idea…… :lol: :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

“Never trust a man with a beard ”

Mrs Clean
:?

OR thin lips !

Or eyebrows that meet in the middle…

^^seemed quiet at first…….. :lol:

A = Annie

How come I’m not on the map?

It wasn’t made that long ago….. :?

My 6-year old son has informed me that he wants another baby, because ‘there is still a spare seat in the back of the car’

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lol Mary – I know how you feel!!

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

it DOES eh? …..and i heard they like blondes with ample erses !!

lets go !!

I’ve been to Egypt, and I can honestly say that Britains ugliest women are
there. And the Egyptian men are falling over each other to get at them. :wink:

LOL

My aunt and her husband went on holiday to Bahrain – and a Sheik actually…[Read more]

My OH is useless at remembering birthdays or anniversaries – but that’s a man thing isn’t it?

My memory is shocking since I had the baby – I keep forgetting to turn the oven off and keep getting up to fetch something then forgetting what I was doing :oops:

I have to write everything down :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL :lol:

Yolande

:lol: :lol:

bathroom

Varicose veins :shock: