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That is better – I like that version 8)

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@cymorill wrote:

Pregnancy Q&A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s
borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Hehe :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Eek – I miss the blue boards!!

This is a bit…well…sterile looking really :?

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Gotta go get the wee man ready to go and get weighed/measured.

Back later

xsxsx

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@tadpole wrote:

Blue, actaully my friend had 2 lobsters called Luke and Laya (yes star wars fans) But one morning when they came downstairs they discovered that Luke had half eaten Laya. So they changed his name to Darth as he had gone to the darkside….that is actually true.

PML :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Well, will say after, that way your interview s out the way (and you you can tell me how it went)

Wil take you about 20 mins to get from interview into the town (if you will be walking?)

So…bout 2.30? Or 2pm if you’re getting a lift?

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i’ve never had any.

Got tropical fish instead :lol:

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You’ll have a job finding decent ones in that town lol :lol:

Sounds good…just let e know what time suits :D

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I think we should :shock: :lol:

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Normally btake the kids to visit my mum….but If I got a better offer………

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