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Sad – my son is away with his gran tonight, then getting dropped at his granny’s to stay tomorrow night, so I won’t see him till Saturday. :(
I’m sure I remember Temptress saying she had a balloon phobia…that’s quite unusual… :)
I got Charles’ Worthington ones for £20. They’re really good.
I would love to get GHD ones, but can’t really justify spending that when I could be buying choes or clothes for the kids. :?
My cousin’s baby boy was born during the night. 7lb 14oz – they’ve called him Thomas. :D
Thank fook this is onto page 2 – scrolling on pg 1 was freakin me out :lol: :lol:
The Chav Ten Comandments:
1) u shal watch trisha evry day
2) u wil pik up ur giro from the postie evry week
3) u wil av a kid by 16
4) u must wag skool on a regula basis cos u dont need to spel rite if u av a mobile, innit?
5) u’ve gotta wear trad chav dress, rite, cos u’ll look mingin ova wise n u can only buy it from JD
6) u will ‘chav’ up ur Nova so it luks gud (dunt mata if its only a 1.2 m8!)
7) u wil have atleast 3 crim convictions under ya belt by 18
8] underage drinking starts at 10
9) u wil learn to smoke your 1st fag by age 8
10) always rememba dat posh people fink dey r beta but they aint cos we r the smart one’s cos dey r all paying for our booze with their taxes, innit?!Btw – These aren’t my personal opinion – I just gathered them from the net…
CHAV =
Council House Accommodated Vermin
Completely Hopeless Antisocial Vermin
Completely Heartless Aggressive Violent Scrubbers
Council house adolescent vermin^Take your pick :lol:
@gyps wrote:
My eldest said its a Romanian term…. where the fook did she get that snippet from? :shock:
Charver is Romany for prostitute,
@gyps wrote:
Does ‘Chav’ actually have a meaning? Is it an abbreviation?
Confused Southerner 8) :?
I’ll get back to you on that one…give me a few mins….. :D
Tell me that bottom pic is fake :shock: :shock: :shock:
(And thanks for making me fecking cack myself btw) :evil: :lol:
I know spiders are a lot bigger in Aussieland – I was just meaning in THIS country… :?
I could never even visit Australia.
