[Squeezy]

@catz wrote:

Anyway seemingly the pubs in Scotland smell a lot worse without the smoke fumes to cover up the urine, sick and general sweaty smell :? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I haven’t been out since the ban, so I can’t vouch for it.

One thing I am glad about the change – the smoke fecked up my throat for singing – I will have more fun on karaoke nights now 8) :lol: :lol:

[Squeezy]

@smokey wrote:

@catz wrote:

@smokey wrote:

My bank sent Mr. Nasty round to cut my cards up in front of me, so…insead of my credit card details can I just post a picture of my penis to proove I’m over 18? (Unless the bank send Mr. Nasty round again to cut that off too)

I think cut up cards beside your penis pic will give us the proof we need :wink:

Ah, I prefer not to photo my penis along side anything that may give away any sense of scale! (I wonder if they do minature credit cards?)

Try the Barbie section of your local Toy shop – the b*tch has everything else so she must have them…. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Squeezy]

Last night

When did you last dance to music in your living room?

[Squeezy]

Oops

Supergrass (Havent used that one yet 8) )

[Squeezy]

Radio – Robbie Williams – Millenium

[Squeezy]

I’m not over 30 – and I still found it funny :lol:

[Squeezy]

@nismo wrote:

Brought a new toy for work – a tool box which has automatic opening draws 8) it’s so cool but i know what your thinking simple pleasures etc :wink: :P

Hmm…my OH is a mechanic – he would probably get excited by something like that….. :?

[Squeezy]

Well – just in case it ISN’T an April Fool – would some of you pm me the new message board sites you will be moving to? :D :D

[Squeezy]

I don’t think anything is going to stop you smiling this week by the sounds of it!! :D :lol:

[Squeezy]

@mystery_girl wrote:

nothin really well sum lad shouted in me ear so i kicked him in the balls n then i was happy again :lol:

Nice :shock: :lol:

[Author]

Posts