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And if you can’t be good………………….
…..make sure you tell us all about it!!!!! :wink: :twisted:
Well..let’s just say there was no way anything else was going to fit in the pool table pocket……. :shock:
:lol:
@*Peco wrote:
Soulie and Squeezy, please don’t take this the wrong way, but you have both hijacked this post for a wee natter which has f..k all to do with the thread. Robbo and I had a good flame going in here, and we wound it down nicely. This thread could have had a nice burial the way we left it but you two have come and dug over the f..king soil and messed it all up.
There’s no other word for it but VANDALISM.
And what way should we take it? :-k
At least the nattering is distracting from the flaming so people will look at it and think ‘oh Squeez and soulie are talking shyte, I won’t bother reading anymore’ therefore it will die a death anyway.
Job done – no need to dig over ‘the f..cking soil’ anymore…
NOTHING!!!
I am in the best mod I have been in for ages 8) 8) 8)
@crazy chick wrote:
huh :shock: :shock:
im lost can someone do a summary plzzzzzzzzzz heheheSummary = mad people have registered and are fighting for control
Sorted?
It’s all good :lol:
@anaconda f wrote:
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life
of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily
allowance of vegetable products.Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that
means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the
goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If
you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!!… Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad
for you?Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best
feel-good food around!Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about
food and diets.And remember:
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming Whoo what a ride”.PML – brilliant explanations 8)
Like the quote at the end as well :wink: :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
@soulie wrote:
@hidethetruth wrote:
THATS THE OTHER GONE FINALLY I CAN TYPE WITHOUT HAVING FOUR HANDS HA
A PSH play the pink oboe IS WITH A SOCK
hv’nt got any big enough :D
:shock:
And your phone number is…………………….??? :wink::lol:
