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@*Dawny* wrote:

dont wanna burst ur bubble there TT but he does die soon, he comes a cropper apparently and in the next 2-3 weeks too

I tried to tell him……………. :? He will believe us soon….. 8)

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PML :lol: :lol:

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

no he doesn’t!! don’t say that!! he kills criminals, he’s my hero!

i wanna be just like him 8)

….I’m pretty sure it was him I saw a picture off falling from a high building….. :?

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@robyn wrote:

1. Your houseplants are alive,but you can’t smoke any of them
Mine always die… #-o
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge
Yep – but I dont like beer, voddie is kept in a cupboard 8)
3. Having se x on a twin bed is out of the question
Why do it there when you can find somewhere more interesting?
4. 6am is when you get up not when you go to bed
Yuk – cant remember the last time I got up at 6am! – Does life exist at that time?? :? :shock:
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator
Your elevators play music…? :-s
6. You watch the weather Channel
Nah – they’re always wrong :roll:
7. You go to the drug store for aspirin and antacids instead of condoms and pregnancy tests
Nope – bought condoms recently :oops:
8. Older relatives feel comfortable telling you sex jokes
Noooo………please God I dont want to hear them!!! :shock: 9. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real
work (yeah right)
Ha!!! I wish :lol:
10. You read this entire list desperately searching for one sign that doesnt apply to you…and cant find one to save you sorry old @ss. :D
Hehe 8) :lol:

Yay….I’m young!!!!! :D/

I’ll just keep telling myself that…. 8-[ :roll: :lol:

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Little un is now big un :shock:

Someone asked me last week if he was 4 or 5 months old – I told them he was 9 weeks and they couldn’t believe it :?

He’s great though – sleeps from 10pm till 9am. (Thank feck!) Ive got new piccies to post, need to scan them first though.

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Stitches??

I was cringing most of the way through….

That bloody Maggie is doing my head in, she’s so dippy. Especially the part where she was trying to hide the golliwog and ended up making it have sex with the doll!! :shock: :shock:

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Gemz – just wait till everything is ‘why?’ It’ll drive you friggin crazy.

For example:

Mum-Come and sit down
Child-Why?
M – Because it’s time for dinner
C – ……Why?
M – Because you have to have something to eat
C – …..Why?
M – Because if you don’t you will have a sore tummy
C – …….Why?
M – because it will be empty
C – ……Why?
M – Because you won’t have any dinner in it
C – …….Why?
M – Because you aren’t sitting at the table!!
C – …….Why?
M – Aaaaaaaaaagggghhhh *pulls out hair*

Trust me….it’s gonna happen soon…….. :shock: :? :lol:

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Oi, TT – get yer own flippin thread!!! :evil: :wink:

Doesn’t Gabriel get killed off soon anyway…..:roll: :roll: :twisted:

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My son earlier today:

‘Mummy, have you ever been a zombie? Zombies are cool!’

:roll: :roll: :lol:

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Me too – rain ruined original plans, decided to take the kids somewhere indoors……catch you all later

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