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@token_male wrote:
@Tory Girl wrote:
DOG’S LAW:
If I like it, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I’m chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
If I saw it first, it’s mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.:lol:
this law also applies to some women i know
And young children………. :lol:
Lol – I just heard the Tartan Army’s unofficial Scotland anthem,…..tis great :lol:
Fans can drink to Scotland
HE’S toasting a deal with Scotland’s other national drink and yesterday, a bizarre World Cup song got its first airing on the national airwaves.
Jason Scotland’s profile is going through the roof – and that’s before he even kicks a ball in Germany!
The Tartan Army might be missing out on another major tournament but Irn-Bru has latched onto the Scotland connection to officially sponsor the Trinidad and Tobago international.
The Da Vici Tampon
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol:
Because in my area most libraries are next to parks…. :D
@tommy-toxen wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
A 2lb bag of cocaine cost less to manufacture than a 2lb bag of sugar but would cost u 80,000x’s more to buy…. :shock:
and i’m not sure, i’ve never tried it, but i’m assuming it gets you 80,000x’s higher than sugar too :P
You can tell you’ve never been a woman satisfying a chocolate craving! :P :lol:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
[let the councils start fineing the dog shyters say the same as a smoker bein done for havin a foot on a step of a pub….. its certainly double standards…. like litter louters and dumpers…. the disrespectful people of this country…..
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Absolutely – there’s signs everywhere but no-one seems to get fined. :roll:
I had to laugh – there was an environmental inspector in my street looking to fine people for allowing their dogs to foul….but he sat in a van clearly marked explaining wexactly who he was…number of Dog walkers out in that hour..nil :roll: :lol: :lol:
Authorised enforcement officers patrol the Council area and are empowered to issue £40 fixed penalty notices to owners who don’t clear up their dog’s mess. The fine rises to £60 if not paid within 28 days.
The local police are working with the Council to enforce the law.
The legislation applies to all public land, including pavements, footpaths, roads, parks, recreational pitches, cycle ways, communal land, back greens, stair closes and any open land to which the public has access.
The Council provides free dog poop-scoop bags which are available in all Council offices, local libraries and community and leisure centres.
