StormDancer

oh you shouldnt have……. :D

no really, you shouldnt have…you’re either 6 months too late or 6 months too early! :lol: :lol:

happy birthday to whoever’s birthday it really is 8)

and here’s an arty farty one, god i felt ruddy daft that day!!!! ](*,) :lol:

@bon bon wrote:

Welcome Tufty and Stormdancer
and
because I’m a nosy cow
are you male or female ?

well the label in my knickers says George but i’m sure thats not my name :lol:

I’m female…well if i wasnt…i’d be the first man to have given birth and not that person from America! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Remember to ask who you may and may not speak to
Remember you must insist you are who you say you are till it’s decided you are indeed that person
You will interrogated as to who you may have been before
You will be who they decide you were because they say so
After a period of months you may be accepted without suspicion but i wouldnt…

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thanks janey! This place has more nuts than a Snickers… :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Its finding tiny plastic bottles though

hmmm yeah…bit of a dilema there really huh…. :lol:

why dont you just tie a plastic bottle to yr bits instead….enviromentally friendly then…just have to empty it out when its full…… :lol:

I’m decorating my house just now so its half gorgeous and half a tip!!! Got the new kitchen in the dining room….and no, i’m not that daft…actually tho…would save my legs carryin the kids dinner to the table…..nope…cant do it…will have to rip out the old one next week! #-o :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I smell of piss :shock:

oh ok…

( anyone got a wetwipe…Pete’s just had a little accident….. :lol: )

@(f)politics? wrote:

:lol: thats the way stand your ground :wink:

oh you know, wherever you go, there’s always one smarta*** just waitin to try and bait ya :roll: :lol:

I will not turn to the dark side……..PMSL

@Pete wrote:

I’d rather excuse you if you were gonna pap your pants to be honest not that im saying you would or indeed do and oh ffs stop digging Peter :?

LOL its ok, i still have full control of my bodily functions. I aint that old yet! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

No he means it storm they do :shock:

excuse me while i dont pap my pants pete…might be new on here but not new to forums…if they want fiesty…they got fiesty! :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

@StormDancer wrote:

helloooo everyone!!! Newbie here! :D/

We decide if your new or not….. not you.. 8)

ooops…forgot….thou shalt not have a brain….i would ask to borrow yours but i think its been lent out to someone… :wink: :lol:

could’ve just said helloo…so much nicer… 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

@StormDancer wrote:

oooookaaaay :lol: :-

so what time does the tablet trolley come round?

Thanks for the nice…and very interesting, welcome! :D

tablet trollies here… which colour?

what colour trollies or what colour tablets? I find that the anti fruit loop ones tend to be red :lol: :lol: as for the colour of the…[Read more]

oooookaaaay :lol: :-

so what time does the tablet trolley come round?

Thanks for the nice…and very interesting, welcome! :D