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  • #316982

    Dont i get to lie on ya leather couch…………….. and have you deep breath over me with your low cut top open with just ya cleavage showing……… as you breath in and out

    :D

    #316790

    Hi happy Welcome to nut house

    sit on me face and il show ya round :D

    #316949

    Only wind so far is hubs farting every f00king min of the day dirty f00ker

    #316574

    @r.O.T.T wrote:

    what does an elephant use as a vibrator

    Just got that lol ffs ya c00nt lol

    #301958

    Well im torn now ffs :roll: do i want Suzanne on em face or chris partner bith of them girls are well sexy

    But if its down to skating then chris should win but he had the advantage of being a ice hokey skater so in my eye Suzanne should win it

    But a 3 some with her and her partner would be a dream come true lol

    #165469

    Sick

    carnt stop being sick ffs and got f00k all in me belly to bring up :cry:

    #316869

    He needs his f00king head chopping of dirty bas trd Thats just so wrong men with hairs in their ears [-X

    #297889

    That last pint or the last bacadie and coke chasser i had was off

    IV never felt so f00king rough in all me life :?

    Never agaian and i mean it NEVER

    #315844

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @janey wrote:

    Anyone heard anything today/ I haven’t

    I heard stuff, firstly it was an alarm going off and then some morning birdsong, followed by a car door slamming.

    Best if I stop right there………………….

    I heard my stomche strt to rumble about 130 the next thing i heard was me throwing up :-…

    #315974

    Look lets face it only way ugo is going to get it is strap a broom handle to the chair and lower his self on it a few times

    Then to make him feel like he as had a women he will open a tin of chum and shag that :twisted:

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