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I no a lass at work tells people her boy friend now her hubby like the vibtater used on him

And like a c00nt i said how do you use it he aint got a fairy flu :roll: God i need to think before i open me gob at times the canteen went quiet then they all burst out f00king laughing

OMG just thought about a msn convo with pats PMSFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: faints

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Mr Sunny as a normal size willy i think we got a tape messure out one night there was a program on brovo late 1 night about the avarge size willy he came in the avage

Iv got a small fairly flu i was told by the bloke who did me historectomy 8) And he said he could tell i hadnt sleept around said it looked nice and clean

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I have got a lil glass one its always cold to the touch and smooth not that its been used of cause :oops:

Was not a black one was a pright red one with lil round balls in the bass that moves when it gos round and round but i aint using it its massiveeeeeee its 9 inch long ffs would spilt me in two :shock:

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Now look duck that bloke went out his way to help ya dont me mean lol :wink:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@sunny wrote:

No should i worrie he as cooked a pud looks nice and is proud of making it

I would worrie more if he put a pic up of him self in blue socks with sangles on a hill :wink: :wink: :lol:

would you like to see a picture of my pudding then? :P

Go on then if ya must is it as stiff looking as petes 8)

Carnt stand soggy wilted puds :twisted:

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Well brought the love balls things once it said place inside vigina and walk around as normal so i tryed and i tryed :roll: Then me old man tryed with me

I couldnt get 1 in let alone both ffs Had a vibrater brought me for me 40th of the lads from work its still in its box lol

best sex toy ever is ya own fingers and its free 8)

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Well i will walk 500 hundred miles

And i will walk 500 more

But to see a man who walks 500 hundred

Just to stand out side ya door

Or sumat like that lol

Dur Dur Dure Dur

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No should i worrie he as cooked a pud looks nice and is proud of making it

I would worrie more if he put a pic up of him self in blue socks with sangles on a hill :wink: :wink: :lol:

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Hmmm i always tend to stay away from blokes in bright shirts duno why i love a man all in black

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It was my first time at skeggy last week and i loved it ……………………. Lovely clean beach daugter loved it and the new big butlins was great

I wanna go back again :D

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