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Quicker they f00k dale off the better and that lisa i can lift a car and see dead people

Yeah you see dead people alright love when you look in mirrow

Does she no what a real smile is im sure its painted on her face

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@kentlass19 wrote:

having to buy size 12 clothes because i couldn’t afford maternity clothes :? i feel like a frigging blob

Kicks kenty into next week for being a c00nt 8)

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:shock: looks at palms off hands and sees the fur growing out of them

Caff its just a normual day at the office :wink:

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You name it its f00ked me off :evil:

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A poatato in ya shoe streches them pebs works a treat did it with me daughters shoes when they was tight my mother in law told me about it

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3 hours kip

How can they stay up giggling alllllllllllllll night HOW HOW

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Seeing the brats off at f00king last peace

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4 screaming teenage girls :roll: :lol:

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CHESS

Happy birthday to me lovely puppie bareing beauty

Have a pint and a balti pie on me love have a great day and tell Mr Chess to give ya a good seeing to while shouting my name lol

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Taking me daughter and her 3 friends for a game of bowling me hubby and eldest had lane next to them

10 goes you get per game the birthday girl and her friends had 2 games we had 1

Well to cut a long stoire short i hit the f00king gutter 9 times :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

On the last game i ran down the lane and threw the ball at the pins

I only knocked 1 f00king pin over i was only a foot away from them all

To wich my daughter mates shouted we got 4 stilkes each and aload of splits

I f00king hate kids :evil:

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