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    @sharongooner wrote:

    *lays on back and wags bottom like a dirty dog* :lol: :wink: love ya xx

    Faints * :lol:

    #330977

    God would love a close up of that MJ is it tight does it hurt can i poke it :D

    Lovee stuff like that :twisted:

    #329216

    Pushes mucky out the way and smiles sweetly :D

    #330782

    Lucky ya silly tart lol well all is well that ends well as they say

    Just double check before ya send any more texts lol,

    #329090

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @sunny wrote:

    The players in the team are far too inferior to play in the premiership league. Steve Bruce seems to be the only player earning his rather large salary. One’s manager of the club should strengthen the left back position with quality players. One’s centre back should be strengthened with quality players as should the centre midfield position.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2.75m on a player called Gary O’conner who is not capable of striking one’s match, let alone a goal.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2m on a player called Ridgwell, who has no experience and needs a satelitte navigation system to find his way back to the farmyard, where he could run with the other headless chickens. My back teeth are somewhat unhappy about this player.

    One’s club spent £4m on a player called Muamber, who is quite nice but he cant pass balls apparently, perhaps the chatter on here, who is aptly named anita goforadump ,could at least show him how to pass something?

    One’s club disposed of a player who could keep the ball, a player called Clemance, who would have at least been a good team member.

    One’s club played Jerome rather wide today, as their was no one else available to replace Larrson. Oh, on second thoughts, one thinks that we could have played De Ridder, but he is rather clumsy and always falls over the minute someone drops a hat. (Hats will be banned from games that De Ridder plays at in future!)
    We played today with Jerome out wide right because didn’t have any one else in the squad to replace larrson

    One’s team really does need to learn, you can only win games if you keep the ball and not allow the other team to take it off them so that all one is doing, is running around the pitch.

    In january, one’s club should have spent real money and somehow managed to get one’s clubs fans onside, however, unfortunately we have not sold out seat in one game this season as yet.

    I do keep encouranging the board to spend money, but they appear to be disheartened that the fans of the club do not attend games. One’s board gets very dissalusioned by other clubs selling more tickets than they do and give up far to easily.

    When one is in the championship, a better class of game is played. For the time being one’s stomach is rather upset at a club with no consistency.

    Oh dear, it took one ages to type all that. However, one doesn’t feel any better.

    <span style="color: red]Ok, if sunny had typed it like that she wouldnt have been our sunny Anita, you COONT!!!!!!!!!! [/size%;”> :evil: :evil:

    Caff thats f00king brill best laugh iv had in ages lol iv coped and pasted it im putting it on me footy site im a member off

    Who may i add have never once mentioned my spelling grammar or me swearing Been banned a few times to calm down thats about it lol

    Dumpy please dont think what you said about me as made one bit of difference son your you im me as i said i wont change for no one ,If people dont like what i type say or do thats fine by me chick

    Sharron so would i lol :wink:

    #329052

    @fastcars wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @sunny wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    8)

    Well come on it’s getting beyond a joke now, your typing and spelling is like a 3yr old ffs.
    And doing a Marty and calling everyone a “coont” is so 5years ago.

    who the f00k is marty ???? iv said c00nt on here for years

    Its a mesage board not a english lesson if ya dont like the way i type spell f00k off and dont read it

    your the only person on here who has to try and belittle me about it

    Infact its soooooo 5 years ago when i was here try something eles dumpy wots up geoff and kev pi ssed off so ya borde need to try and pick a fight with some 1 eles

    Go and read ya dictionary dumps because the way you act your life must revolve round it

    C00NT

    I’m not trying to belittle you, i’m asking you to take a tiny bit of care in what you type so others can at least understand you, and so it dont feel like we are talking to a 3yrd old.

    But you are clearly not the sharpest knife in draw or you would of realised that stuff yourself.

    So clever saying c00nt everytime oh hehe aint you funny :roll: , Infact i can inform you there is many other people who have said the same kind of thing i am saying, only some of them are spineless and dont have the balls to say it on here.

    I hope this helps
    http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesTitle/Teaching-Kids-to-Spell-For-Dummies.productCd-0764576240.html

    Sunny may not be able to spell
    She cant help being a dwarf.
    An ugly dwarf at that.
    She supports the worst team in the whole of the land.
    Her tits are so big you could make breakfast dinner AND supper out of them.
    She has a gob like a sewer and a mind to match.

    But more important than all the above.

    She has the biggest heart on the planet and and a sense of humour to match.
    There is only one sunny.
    There are 1000’s of Anitas.

    Just seen this UGS :shock: :shock: You feeling ok mate lol

    I aint a f00king dwarf im just a little smaller than the avarage person :evil:

    If you text me once more to tell me my team are sh ite il be kicking your balls around with pats old mans if ya keep it up lol :evil:

    Love ya tho ya bald grey haired old c00nt lol

    #330735

    Wot net work you on lucks ?? im on o2 i joined there web sire it tells me who iv sent to what munbers that is every think how much iv spent the lot

    At least them you will see if her number is on the online bill

    #329048

    Yep does indeed well toms mate just phoned him to give him a bit of sh ite lol But said it hadnt long happened when he got to work at 545

    So i carnt well hope its not football related

    #329046

    Don believe this why WHY are they such idiots when there is a derby

    ll over brum for the past week the rumores have been going round how villa was going to DO brum :evil: What pi sses me off if this is related to the game i bet it was just a innocent by passer who got killed they are scum on both sides :evil:

    ‘Fan died’ after football derby
    A football fan is believed to have died after being hit by a car in the Aston area of Birmingham.

    It happened after Sunday’s Premier League match between Aston Villa and Birmingham City at Villa Park, which the home side won 5-1.

    It is not yet clear if rival supporters were involved in the incident in Aston Hall Road.

    Police officers were at the scene on Sunday evening. The area was taped off and a white tent erected.

    #329128

    And you are ???????????

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