[SusieQ]

bleugh

[SusieQ]

personally I don’t think the range of emoticons are wide and varied enough !

I often want to put a relevant smiley to what I have written but the right one is not available on this site, usually resulting in a smiley face

ah well . . :D

[SusieQ]

love it !!! even though it really hurts to laugh right now I am in hysterics !!!! :lol: :lol:

[SusieQ]

@woohoo wrote:

Not that I have a mate called DAVE

everyone has a mate called Dave !!!

[SusieQ]

Assumptions and insinuations :lol:

[SusieQ]

I prefer the REAL news of the Daily Mash myself :lol:

UK TO CUT IMMIGRANT NUMBERS BY TEACHING THEM TO READ THE DAILY MAIL

THE government is to cut the number of immigrants applying for UK citizenship by teaching them how to read the Daily Mail, it has been confirmed.
Jan Moir in actionMinisters believe that using the newspaper as the main teaching resource in English language classes should persuade more than 90% of applicants to go straight back home.

BON JOVI GIGS TO TRIGGER FRESH WAVE OF PATHETIC PUB BANDS

HUNDREDS of desperate pub bands could be created in the wave of impending Bon Jovi gigs, experts have warned.
Jon Bon Jovi is 63The Institute for Studies claimed that as many as 26% of Bon Jovi fans attending the concerts will be inspired to start covers bands with names like Route 66, Dead or Alive and Outlaw.

and my favourite :

OUT OF DATE iPHONE USERS FORCED TO SIT AT BACK OF BUS

PEOPLE who own the out of date iPhone will be forced to sit at the back of the bus, it emerged last night.
That’s more like itNew rules will mean that users of the iPhone 3G or 3GS must occupy the last four rows and if the bus is full and a new iPhone user gets on, the old iPhone user nearest to the door must give up their seat.
The regulations will also apply to municipal swimming pools, where old iPhone users will be allowed in for 20 minutes once a month, and their use of libraries and public lavatories will also be severely restricted

[SusieQ]

:lol: :lol:

[SusieQ]

@woohoo wrote:

Pwease come and play with me folks.. :(

:shock:

now there’s an offer girls :wink:

[SusieQ]

@A.Groanup wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

Suzie – Me thinks you’ve pi ss ed him off.. :lol:

More amused actually.
I forgot these boards are only for the “chosen” few,
Dang my memory! :)

dunno who the chosen are . . we just gatecrash :lol:

[SusieQ]

@woohoo wrote:

Suzie – Me thinks you’ve pi ss ed him off.. :lol:

Face . . Bovvered :lol:

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