[SusieQ]

desire

[SusieQ]

GAZLAN wrote:

Theres nothing you can tell me i would ever take notice of you scruffquote]

err . . correct me if I am wrong ( and I am sure you will ) but surely you just took notice of him by responding to and quoting him in your post :roll:

[SusieQ]

yep pete . . they watch eastenders :lol: :lol:

[SusieQ]

Kiss

[SusieQ]

Sigh :roll:

[SusieQ]

Steer

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fancy

[SusieQ]

What lonely hearts ads really mean :lol:

Adventurous : Slept with everyone
Athletic : Flat chested
Compassionate : Cries all the time
Considerate : Neurotic
Contagious smile : did too much coke in the eighties
Highly educated : Left school at 16
Light drinker : Drinks all time while daylight
Emotionally secure : Spends at least £150 a week on therapy
Fun loving : Loud and annoying
Generous : Broke
New age : Never waxes
Open minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Embarrassing
Passionate : Drunk
Seeks soul mate : Stalker
Spontaneous : Always late
Tactile : Needy
Voluptuous : Fat

[SusieQ]

@james54 wrote:

@susieq wrote:

Female GSOH . . Peachy . . no preservatives . . no sugar ( but not bitter :lol: ) . .

Man, experienced lemon squeezer, would like to try peach, or possibly something exotic like mango. No kiwi, please.

Kiwi’s have too many seeds :lol:

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@jen_jen wrote:

@susieq wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Voluptuous, compassionate, considerate, outgoing fun-loving woman with contagious smile seeks passionate, generous, emotionally secure, highly educated man. Could you be my soulmate?

Edited: damn, should have read the terminology of lonely heart columns herefirst! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Excuse me missus…where did the lonely hearts definitions go?

:roll: dunno can’t find it ! I shall repost !

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