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How to win friends and influence people :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: I don’t want a Raleigh . . quite fancy a chopper :lol:

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@sarah_1 wrote:

Can’t reply sorry just died laughing.

:lol: :lol: hope you had a tena lady in first :lol: :lol:

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@pete wrote:

she said pants not sheets :shock:

and I was referring to not wearing pants !!!!!

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@kent f OBE wrote:

For the ladies :

Before reading the boards insert a tena lady in ur knickers especially if you have just showered and put on a clean pair. You never know what and how funny a post is you are going to read, the tena wil save you pissing your pants :lol:

:lol: :lol:

I wasn’t wearing any now I have to change my sheets :lol: :lol:

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@woohoo wrote:

Damn – I’ve a few million in my suit-case, all in £20 notes.. Busy day at the bank for me on Monday then!

Glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :wink:

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@sarah_1 wrote:

UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject. :lol: :lol:

Just wondering . . what about women who don’t have that cycle . . . :wink: :lol: :lol:

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Laughing . . loudly and uncontrolably :lol: :lol:

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Disparagement

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