[SusieQ]

Unlikey Greetings Cards :

I’d like to go out with you, but I’m not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.

:lol:

[SusieQ]

@jen_jen wrote:

At least Woohoo was trying…very trying some might say, but we love him just the same….I think :? :lol:

we do :shock: :lol: :lol:

[SusieQ]

Perfect – Alanis Morisette

Sometimes is never quite enough
If you’re flawless, then you’ll win my love
Don’t forget to win first place
Don’t forget to keep that smile on your face
Be a good boy
Try a little harder
You’ve got to measure up
And make me prouder
How long before you screw it up
How many times do I have to tell you to hurry up
With everything I do for you
The least you can do is keep quiet
Be a good girl
You’ve gotta try a little harder
That simply wasn’t good enough
To make us proud
I’ll live for you
I’ll make you what I never was
If you’re the best, then maybe so am I
Compared to him compared to her
I’m doing this for your own damn good
You’ll make up for what I blew
What’s the problem …… why are you crying
Be a good boy
Push a little farther now
That wasn’t fast enough
To make us happy
We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect

[SusieQ]

For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love and self-sacrifice

[SusieQ]

OMG :shock:

[SusieQ]

Never cheat, steal or lie . . . but if you must cheat, cheat death; if you must steal, steal time; and if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love

[SusieQ]

The most obvious things are usually right in front of us, all we have to do is take a step back and take a long look

[SusieQ]

@rubyred wrote:

sorry Charles. but this place IS dead !

you’re not wrong there

[SusieQ]

@woohoo wrote:

What?.. :lol: .

you mean you actually lift the seat :?:

@woohoo wrote:

Oh Yeah – And Pete – Kent’s been saying that you and Sarah have been up to no good.

[-X tut tut . . such lies !!!

[SusieQ]

@woohoo wrote:

I can’t get the saying out of my head! When I leave the toilet seat up, i get a vision of Suzie in my mind, waving her finger, tutting at me, and saying ‘Typical Male.’ :lol:

:shock:

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