Sword

I’ve driven past there on the M62 before… I have allegiance!!

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

You really are more stupid than you look, didnt think it was possible.

Talking to ones self is a form of madness.

Once I had a mission
It turned into affliction
He never listens!
When I told you it was terminal

Demon sent to tempt ya
Fire would have melt ya
It would have helped ya,
but you always did cry wolf

Why don`t you kill yourself?
You ain`t no use to no-one else
Why don`t you kill yourelf?
You ain`t no use to no-one else

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Probably my latest ‘online relationship’. I’ll await the asbos.

@chickenman wrote:

How do you apply for a interweb bit oh fluff :lol:

Find some nutter that tells you you’re getting it on with three women. There’s is plenty about here. Nutters and desperados.

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

the rumours arent very good around here cos this is the 1st ive heard of it :? :-k

I think he’s making it up himself, 1 of those that if it gathers enough pace he hoping might come true.

Like your technique Andrew… does it work?

Only found out myself last night pebbles… I don’t know how I do it, I really don’t… at my age :wink:

Oh you aren’t the only one I’m ‘having it off’ with… there are two others. You’re the JC one of my hareem though. The plot thickens.

Like I wanna be potless for 4 years yeah.

She does look like Helen off Soccer AM granted, but thats no reason to be ‘having it off’ with her… I hate Arsenal!!

No idea Sharon, but apparently you and I are an item… quite cute really.

C’mon the Donny’s!!

You have this urge to accuse me of ‘following’ your posts Andrew. Free message board huh?

Pete hasn’t posted here Andrew, we’ll stick with dumb and wait for dumber.

Kev, explain to the Liverpool/Man Utd supporter what it’s like to have real allegiance.

Sadly I don’t want to repeat myself so I shall refer you to the last post I made.

You came in on this topic about 4 years to late… but it’s fun anyway. Been telling anyone you met on the net lately how your wife doesn’t understand you?

Fucking hell pervy, you ever away from that keyboard?

She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree

She was a no one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace

Body! I’m not an animal
Body! I’m not an animal

Dragged on a table in a factory
Illegitimate place to…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Google king, horder king, sly little bastard king … I like Peter, he’s slime, he makes me look half good. Pete the perve reigns… ask him for an avatar, he’ll have you in pm telling you who to and not to talk to before you can say thank you… ring any bells? You’ll be female of course.

Ohhh and i thought only sir…

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