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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    @fastcars wrote:

    I see the JC drunk has been in for his Friday night rant.

    I’m sure she’ll be back today.

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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    Cocks in gobs accepted.

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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @Sword wrote:

    Why do you have a pig as an avatar?

    same reason you have nothingness mate

    Answered the question to many no doubt… oink oink

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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    Why do you have a pig as an avatar?

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    Sword replied to the topic PB please explain. in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    Thickhead.

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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    Who had the obsession Sianny?

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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Intelligence comes in many forms. If an elephant could speak we could have the weather forecast for a week, rather than paying pretty people to stand infront of a blue background predicting what they think is going to happen.

    Enjoy your elephant pub :wink:

    Perhaps they’d tell us how to get rid of Essex girls.

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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    @sharongooner wrote:

    They are extremely intelligent. yes they do infact have an adoration for their captors in captivity, and are far more intelligent than we are.

    They love body massages, whilst laying down.

    Did they invent the theory or relativaty? Did they split the atom? Do they have rows of houses to keep elephants in comfort? Do they earn a…[Read more]

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    Sword replied to the topic would you feel safe sitting on an elephant in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    Does an elephant give a shit about a human? Best thing it could have done.

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    Sword replied to the topic Ugo/Janey is out of control in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    Pirahnas

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    Sword replied to the topic The Mccanns and Matthews Syndrome in the board Getting serious 18 years ago

    There’s a serious flaw in your argument doa.

    Your IQ.

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    Sword replied to the topic The Mccanns and Matthews Syndrome in the board Getting serious 18 years ago

    @Bad Manners wrote:

    Gotta ask yourself why this was leaked at this time. Portugese Police are a bunch of corrupt sleazebags.

    Thats just deflecting the blame from the McCanns.

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    Sword replied to the topic The Mccanns and Matthews Syndrome in the board Getting serious 18 years ago

    Yeah good analogy he of no kids (as myself but have had the misfortune to live with someone and her brats in the past).

    Lets all leave kids under 5 alone in a room to get up to whatever mischief with live electrics, gas, knives, and whatever else danger they can find for themselves. Any right minded parent wouldn’t leave their kids alone for 30…[Read more]

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    Sword replied to the topic Ugo/Janey is out of control in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    So how did you find JC and where is this ‘evidence’? Link?

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    Sword replied to the topic Ugo/Janey is out of control in the board Off topic chat 18 years ago

    @MissMarple wrote:

    …but we are not as dumb as some people obviously think.

    Jury’s out, although not for long I shouldn’t imagine.

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    Sword replied to the topic Birmingham in the board The locker room 18 years ago

    Lets face it, they are interviewing people the length and breadth of the country, from ‘arry to Brady… at the end of the day they will not bring charges against the big players in this, they will prosecute Jack Smith from League Division 15… wait and see.

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    Sword replied to the topic The Mccanns and Matthews Syndrome in the board Getting serious 18 years ago

    About as competent as an Essex girl on a message board… but this was taped in interview with the mother allegedly.

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    Sword replied to the topic The Mccanns and Matthews Syndrome in the board Getting serious 18 years ago

    No dear that statement was ‘leaked’ by the Portuguese police.

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    Sword replied to the topic Man Utd v Roma in the board The locker room 18 years ago

    Terence, you were a bore then, you are a bore now… even within two months you have changed your name twice. I can see why Hinckley are doing so badly, they have a conversation with you in the bar after a game.

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    Sword replied to the topic Do some questions have no answer? in the board Getting serious 18 years ago

    Why am I chosen to be God? (Pats)

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