Sword

I did the song, sorry.

Chase you for reactions old timer? You should be on stage, seriously. This is pure class. I guess you forget over the past six months the multiple times you have mentioned me on here, even though I haven’t been about. It’s great entertainment when I get told, believe me.

I love to flirt with old aged gingers with a…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

am I still here….?

ruby I fell asleep on your thread hahaha

have another one on me, hell – have another birthday too.

Liked the poem xxx

oh fvck off geoff..

Oh this just gets better and better… :lol:

I don’t have to put up with you ruby rednose, I could click an end right now, but you entertain me, so why go?

I shall let you into a little clue of who I was on about to spare you from any more blushes, but being as you are drunk it may take a week or two to sink in (next time you’re sober)…

@Sword wrote:

Gotta get myself to rehab and I said…

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Nah I fancy hanging around, Friday tomorrow so it’s like the start of the weekend… I’ll leave this place when I’m good and ready.

You still didn’t tell me why you keep defending yourself against what I said… answers?

This gets funnier and ever more surreal… why are you talking about you? I ask yet again.

Why are you talking about you?

Oh jeeeeze alchy I expect that line from pimple faced youths on here, but you??? hahaha you get more and more surreal… I love it!

She’s still an ugly bitch though, well in my eyes anyway, craves far to much attention and has lost her man, not to mention the overuse of her particular fondness. We’d be better off without her… what do you think?

Awwwww alchy you try very hard :lol:

One of the ‘Stepfords’ started this thread to wish you a happy birthday, you have to admit, you are not particuarly benevolent are you?

Yeah I met this ageing old ginger dog from Scotland who drinks to much and speaks out of her arse, when you can understand her, last week, so decided to take her to the…[Read more]

Death? Did I mention death? You have a vivid imagination alchy.

Gotta get myself to rehab and I said no, no, no … ugly bitch ain’t she.

Another year closer to that big whisky VAT in the depths of the core of the earth … wishful thinking.

@Forget Me Not wrote:

Does it not make you wonder why people are always so ready to condemn one another so easily even when they do not have all the facts at hand?

Sounds like this message forum. I term it message forum very loosely, chimps tea party 24/7 would be more apt.

@waspish wrote:

… quite a sizeable chunk of that money came from his personal friend. a south african businessman, who is a staunch apartheid supporter. and is currently under investigation for defrauding the nhs of millions of pounds. !!!!

“Hain was born to South African parents who were anti-apartheid activists in the South African Liberal…[Read more]

Well Chelsea did show Arsenal the way today Shaz, so I’m sure your old man was more than willing to help you out.

“how many jobs can you turn down because your not a muslim ?”

Is that like asking how many lazy good for nothing white Brits, that find the internet more important than a job, does it takes to change a light bulb? I’m waiting for the punch line.

How succinct.

No.

Thats how to win a game with 6 or 7 enforced changes Shazza… but thanks for being spanked by the teapots anyway…

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Chance wrote:

Well they allow dogs on buses…… :lol:

this is true!

Maybe its just freaks they dont want on the message board

He’s not going anywhere, he’s not here to make friends!

@butterflyangel wrote:

Thank you. I’m not sure what to do. Obviously the Sutcliffe claim has no relevance now, its just the pain-staking time it takes to find other people with similar injuries. I know after all the advice you have given it seems like a stupid question, but where do we go from here?

I think Shaz already told you.

Ah, do we have an ‘Alterior Motive’ forum, I feel Andrew will be in his element. Nice story though… have you read this one?

Scenario:
The corner shop where Andrew goes to buy his morning paper

Shopkeeper: Good morning Andrew
Andrew: Why are you calling me Andrew? You aren’t my friend!
Shopkeeper: But I have seen you every morning for 13…[Read more]