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Suns? Fuck off back to the bbq sweetheart!
I love seeing the clique being left out. They get all hot and bothered.
I ain’t touching that thing… you get a snog and that’s it.
That’s why you can spell.
Shaz has spoken to me… she’s fine.
You’re both fat and ugly?
@The Chief Inspector wrote:
It is with much sadness that I announce the unfortunate and untimely death of Forum 3 stalwart, Superteddiesue.
Superteddiesue’s demise came at the recent annual Teddy Bear’s Picnic where it is believed a particularly vigorous, and energetic sex session with fellow Forum 3 member, ‘Rob not 47 or 49,’ resulted in the stuffing being knocked out of her.
Post mortem results have revealed that the cause of death was a nasty, one inch tear to the groin area which resulted in severe haemorrhaging leading to a fatal loss of polyester.
An emergency call was made to the local Teddy Bear Hospital but despite frantic attempts to stem the flow, Teddymedics were unable to save Sue.
A spokeman for the Teddy Bear Guild commented, ‘we thought bears were safe since the arrest, conviction and subsequent incarceration of Goldilocks, but it seems that we now have a new enemy on the block. My advice to all female teddy bears is not to go down in the woods today – or indeed on any other day – as you may be in for a nasty surprise.’
Another Hoseason character?
I forgot how many years I had left in my body, well punk did I live 5 more years or six more years than I should have? Make my day…
Define distain?
