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:? I got lost after the locomotion :-k
vERY CUTE THREAD…… :D
Subject: Job Interview
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing there were three finalists, two men and one woman.
For the final test, a CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.” The man exclaimed, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife!” The agent responded, “Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes and said, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally it was the woman’s turn. She was instructed to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another, and screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. Then, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly. There stood the woman. As she wiped sweat from her brow she said, “The gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
Moral: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them.
I have learnt today Do NOT feed the ducks they are ruthless b a s t a r d s who will stampeed you for a f u c k i n g piece of bread!
You know i dont remember getting engaged, i went from shacked up, to married up to knocked up in 12 months……no wonder im k nackered!
I used to be a man…….actually come to think of it…..it must be true ppl think im a w a n k e r :lol:
Mine…….which i think is on photo gallery anyway…..
@mr_angel1 wrote:
not fast enough, i love her to bits and wanna make her mine forever, if u love someone, u know, doesnt take long to figure it out :wink: :wink: :wink: :D
Thats a lovely thing to say……….
Havent heard it so have no opinion just sticking my nose in.
She just got engaged.
