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And ive been to the school……….oooooooooo im a walking time bomb :lol:

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Whats wrong with the Irish? Am i missing something?

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Guilty as charged

Do you wash your hands after you use the toilet?

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Oooooooooooooooooo have any of you seen dilerious by Eddie Murphy? Its a biggie in our house.

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Tell me about it……..and to celebrate i have cleaned my kitchen and done a load of washing……phew i think i need to calm down and get a grip :lol:

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Enter sandman…….

Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
keep you free from sin
till the sandman he comes
sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

CHORUS
Exit, light
Enter, Night
Take my hand
we’re off to never-never land

Somethings wrong, shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren’t of snow white
dreams of war, dreams of liars
dreams of dragon’s fire
and of things that will bite
sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

CHORUS

SOLO

Now I lay me down to sleep (x2)
I pray the lord my soul to keep (x2)
If i die before i wake (x2)
I pray the lord my soul to take (x2)

hush little baby, don’t say a word
never mind that noise you heard
it’s just the beasts under your bed
in your closet, in your head

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Garlic Bread……..that’ll ding dang do for me!!!!!!!!
Now thats comedy….and bo’ selecta and of course Little Britten with my gorgeous man in it…….wheres that lube gone? :twisted:

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A long time ago………so not guilty.

Have you intentionally eaten an insect?

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Yes i have just hoovered the stairs and put some bleach around the bathroom awaiting my arrival…..

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And she loves me so imagine what i can do? :lol:

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