Tatler

Neighbours, who have no idea what door handles are for.. and contiune to use the slamming action of all doors both internal and external.. :roll:

House

Been awake and up since 2 am , nothing great on tv, trying to find something interesting to read on here :roll:. Its going to be a long day ..

Whisper

Friend

warewolf

Keep them rolling pete :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’m not allowed to pee standing up

Doc says i cant lift heavy weights :lol:

A dumbell of a doctor you got there :o

@WooHoo wrote:

Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.

Just Our Luck – We’re asleep, and we miss it.. :lol:

I dont think we do :D

@Amber wrote:

In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm :lol:

Partner helps him out :o

@Pete wrote:

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

You bugger lol thats given me the giggles

You can actually urinate in the street if b4 u pee u shout out im takeing a pee 3 times.
16th centry law never been changed as far as im aware .

Mash

Sacked

yeahhhhhhh :lol:

Men

Woman

Hearing

@GAZLAN wrote:

The old vinigar draws in the library…. :x I had to use the printer the other day and just before i got in the door, a brother got in first, because theres only one pc, it meant a wait of 30 mins. I asked the brother if he would mind if i used it for a minute just to print a document, just then ..old vinigar draws butted in….…

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