Temptress

bumpety bump was getting lost again :D

:lol: :lol: i was getting the same way kenty as they have all been so well behaved :wink:

hello scott and welcome :)

:shock: i have yet to be named, is that a good or a bad thing? :lol:

Lack of hours to physicaly fit everything into my day :x no milk for my coffee this morning :shock: and the dog is passing obnoxious gases like a skunk crawled up its ricker and died.

*wanders off to carry on with her day*

:D Hello flirty and welcome to JC.

*passes the straight jacket and a large pkt of prozac to flirty* now use these wisely you wont get another pkt until tomorrow :P

Budgies can eat the following fruits and veg, if you give them seed all the time they become malnourished and kick it lol, top tip sprout some seeds for them, just add some of their seed to a saucer and add a little water leave on the window bottom, top up the water when needed, then rinse feed them to the bird when they have shoots…[Read more]

Happy birthday PB have a great day and watch your back during the celebrations at your age dancing, sex and anything else which gives pleasure can be a hazard to your health :wink: x (or so i hear :P )

(oh hot chocolate with marshmellow springles pics a bit large)

Happy birthday sian, have a great time lass xxx

No i havent as yet giggles but there may be something in the offing soon i may attend :wink:

The return of bender the gay cow had me in stitches :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hal david i think bad

basket case (greenday)

The first coffee of the day made me smile, sod all else so far, hope it perks up :D

Now your messing with a son of a biatch – Nazareth

@perfect_gentleman wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Breathe, deep breath… hold it… and releeeeeeeeease. That’s it lol. So anyway, how do you deal with your frustrations (not sexual plz lol) :lol: :lol: :lol:

u shud cook ur husband a big meal and then wash the dishes then give him a nice massage after bringin him his glass of lite beer u will feel…

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Yankee? bet its spelt wrong lol

Have a fab time dawny, and dont do owt that i wouldn’t do, hope you all enjoy the hols, see ya when you get back xxxx tc lass

ps we want pic’s :wink:

:D :D a chat with a good friend in msn, erm what else…….hmmmm smiles have been a lil sparce today :-k

:lol: :lol: beatty not good :P and coughing may be a problem lol shot out like a cannon :P rubber bullet

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I see I’m not the only one with wild imagination… :lol:
(what if it just suddenly ‘came out’ or leaked… )

and I apologise causing nightmares for some people :twisted:

:lol: :lol: id be more worried about it getting lost :shock: its not like you have a string to save ya is it.

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