Tiz Me

People taking the p i s s.

Oh well,…

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22leprechaun+porn%22&spell=1

LOL @ the first result, someone is well gutted there’s no leprechaun porn on the internet.

a few results down though, jack pot innit, i wanna go see now see if it’s real.

wo0o0o0o0ohhh i’m a leprechaun and i’m gonna stuff my great big green willy into your…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I realised who i was. :shock:

that was a shock :lol:

Yes, it was in fact, i’ve been going around pretending i was someone of importance lol. :lol: :?

finally took ya priest costume off then

Shut it Rent – Boy!! [-X

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I realised who i was. :shock:

that was a shock :lol:

Yes, it was in fact, i’ve been going around pretending i was someone of importance lol. :lol: :?

Well we all live and learn dont we :lol:

Tell that to the people i was diagnosing in my practise. :D

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I realised who i was. :shock:

that was a shock :lol:

Yes, it was in fact, i’ve been going around pretending i was someone of importance lol. :lol: :?

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I realised who i was. :shock:

i know you inside out

Dirty B@stard!!! :lol:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

u cant beat the real thing :wink: :D

We’re on about Soft – Drinks though, not things of a sexual nature. Sure you’re not Thomas?

I realised who i was. :shock:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

someone continuously trying to get my home phone number :roll:

*Finds out who, and gives him Lucky’s number* :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

well you know i have a thing for fishnet stockings, why entice me if you don’t want me to take advantage!

LOL ‘ enticing you, doesn’t take much enticing huh Toxen? :wink:

Here Toxy Toxy,… Here Toxy,… Toxy! :lol:

LOL, i forgot, i knew there was something i had to do. Just about to put pie and chips in. Anyone want some?

I still aint eaten lol.

Watch yourself though Soulie, as my mate went to Ireland, and he was mugged by three viscious Leprachauns. And if you think that’s bad, they took him to this place and forced him to listen to Boyzone LP’s.

Was never the same again.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i watched ricky gervais’s “politics” other night, he has a very good masturbation tip, just stick a broom into a ketchup bottle full of concrete, let it settle, then you can shove it up your ass and use the broom as a handle so it doesn’t get lost.

I wish i knew the broom handle trick before. i can still feel that HP bottle…

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEY Ant.. you’re dreamin again hun lol :lol:

You have lovely blonde hair. :D

But WHY do you dye your roots black? Lmaoooooo

Lucky sending me rude pictures. Shocked me a lot did that! Thought she was blonde everywhere! :shock:

Signing out!! 8)

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I have a feeling you already know, since you’re already unzipping my jeans ya pervert

Don’t start, like i said, i was looking for my tennis ball. :lol:

then why are you sliding two fingers up my ass, as if a tennis ball would fit up there ffs, i’ve tried.

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Night Rainy!

@GEMZ wrote:

OMFG here you both go again

Time of the month hun? :shock: