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@angel* wrote:
I didn’t know there was any Moors in Manchester Ant :oops: I just love the peace and tranquility of the wide outdoors *sighs*
I prefer American Idol to Pop Idol
Really? The Moors in Manchester are where Myra and Ian used to go.
My grandfather lived opposite the moors, and just looking at them from the balcony at night used to send shivers up my spine!
@Captain Charisma wrote:
i take it thats when corrie starts and u unzip and start yankin it toss me :lol: :D
That’s right, i get turned on whilst watching Fred and imagining him in a basque,… I SAY, i get turned on whilst watching Fred, and imagining him in a Basque. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wouldn’t mind a bit of Betty’s meaty hotpot either. Phwoarrrrrrrrrr
In my school, it was the teachers who played truant. We were allowed to mark our own work. I always used to get 20 out of 10.
I even had an “A” for cookery. That’s something not to be so proud of if you’re a male.
I was allowed to choose my own punishment, and i chose detention after school for an hour.
I weren’t normal. :lol:
I promised to change myself for my partner.
She thought that me walking down the street in a pink raincoat and my poodle alongside me, would give her a bad image, and I could see her point, so I dropped the poodle.
Also thought that it was unfair to rob our weekly shopping and start paying for it.
Coming home from a nightclub, I’ve now started paying for taxi’s instead of hot-wiring cars.
It is all about compromise, and I’ve asked her to have the op, as it’s embarrassing when she takes off her skirt in a club, and we can all see her bulge.
I’ve said that when we get married, we should both choose what we want. She told me that whilst she’s taking her vows, I am not allowed to sit there with the laptop accessing the boards. I’ve told her that her mum isn’t allowed inside the church, and now we’ve both agreed she can stay outside scaring off the crows.
We’re happy now.
She’s still lazy though, I mean, everytime I go to p/iss in the sink, it’s just full of dirty dishes. I won’t hold that against her though, as she’s tied up for twenty three hours of the day. 8-[
Yes, i’m happy. Will be more so in about an hour.
Attending Sunday Morning Mass made me smile today!
That’s right guys, T’iz goes to Church. Bet you didn’t know that did you?
Bit nervous today, we were singing hymns, “Allelujah” but i thought i’d be clever and sing the lyrics to “Who the F/uck is Alice?” Poor Betty Jones had an heart attack. Not because of me singing, but everytime i came to the bit: “Living next door to Alice,” the priest would stand and say: “Alice, Alice, who the f/uck is Alice?”
Someone nicked the Charity box too. D’you know what sickens me the most about that though? What sickens me is the fact that it takes ages getting the b/loody lid off the things!
Being woken up at eight o clock this morning.
FFS, what happened to Sunday, the day of rest, Gods day. I’d complain, but i don’t know who i can complain to. Apart from you lot. :mrgreen:
Ant’s going now! :D/
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 8)
I am: Ant…
Guilty!
Ever had to be treated for a phobia?
