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@volksie wrote:
:lol:
We all do it and we know deep down that we do it about each other… Just the way it goes – Everyone is two faced!
But we all talk about our friends. You get a visitor(s), and after they’ve gone, you’re bound to say something about them, whether good or bad.
Fancy coming around for lunch Volks? :lol: I’ll be nice,… I promise!
Not Guilty, not that lucky lol.
Have you ever been turned on by the thought of a partner being with someone else?
@volksie wrote:
:shock: Thanks for sharing that thought T’iz
That’s ok, you’ll be old one day lol, bet it won’t stop you from sneezing though, will it? :lol:
Trying to make sense of this N.T.L bill, FFS, just paid £19.99 through my bank, and as soon as i do it i get another bill for another £19.99. Something’s not right here! Whereas my payments were for the previous month, i now have to pay a month in advance!
Can’t even phone them because they put me through to the Scottish centres, and i have Angus Mc – Jock telling me that he has a frog in his throat. I only phone to enquire about my bill, not to hear about his perverted fantasies with frogs.
Someone’s gonna pay, and by the looks of things, it has to be me! :lol:
@angel* wrote:
@volksie wrote:
:shock: I’m being serious
I got told that!!!*sighs*
Blonde and misunderstood [-(Noooo I meant I thought you was on about that illness that the woman in my magazine had………u do make me laff :lol:
They call this multiple orgasm thingy an illness? I now know why my doctors surgery is full of women, and not men. Always seems to be the older woman who has the hanky out though! :shock:
Ewwwww @ an OAP having a multiple orgasm.
@volksie wrote:
@t‘iz Me wrote:
@volksie wrote:
That I sneezed 8 times and didn’t have an orgasm :roll:
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That shocked me! :?
And why would that be? :lol: I got told if you sneeze 8 times in a row it’s the equivalent to having an orgasm… It didn’t happen to my disappointment, so I was shocked haha :mrgreen:
You women get all the fun, what do we get? Sneeze eight times and your partner has already emptied your wallet!!!
Goes and sniffs some pepper just to see if this applies to men too. :-
Guilty, but we had known each other for years, so that doesn’t mean it was cruel does it?
Have you ever just used someone for sex?
@volksie wrote:
That I sneezed 8 times and didn’t have an orgasm :roll:
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That shocked me! :?
Not guilty,… pml!!
Ever told someone that you liked them so not to offend them?
Sending a text message,… Thinking about someone!
I got told that!!!